The New Stoning Corner

BPL Team Tour of Malaysia

2011-07-17T11:31:00.000+08:00

Time of the year again where teams from Barclays Premier League travel down for their pre-season warm up + income to play with the weaker Asian teams (no offence).This time around teams that touch down in KL are Arsenal,Liverpool and Chelsea.Malaysian get to watch the likes of Theo Walcott,Andrey Arshavin,Roy Carroll,Dirk Kuyt,John Terry and Didier Drogba.

Arsenal have played Malaysia XI on Wednesday thumping the national team 4-0...and yesterday night Liverpool won 6-3...I am very proud to see Malaysia score 3 goals at least...now its down to Chelsea game...Will Harimau score again?

Since almost every year a team from BPL comes to KL...when will it be the likes of Barcelona,Real Madrid,FC Bayern,AC Milan or Inter Milan turn to play Malaysia XI?

Bersih 2.0

2011-07-10T16:07:00.011+08:00

I am always lazy when comes to updating this blog...but not after I have seen so many videos,pictures and stories on FaceBook,YouTube and Twitter (look at the power of social media)regarding yesterday 709 incident...I just want to voice out (since I am sick now and cannot yum cha and talk to my friend)...

Alot of question mark were involved in yesterday incident...

I still don't understand why is the government so not reluctant to allow a group of unarmed civilians who just want to hand over documents to the Agong?

Is it because the GOMEN IS TAKUT

From my point of view government is scared that if they allow this rally and it becomes a success(which I think yesterday it was a successful 1 even though BERSIH fails to hand over the document to the Yang Dipertuan Agong) Malaysia will become like another Egypt or Libya...where students successfully topples the government...The government must have felt the threat that is involved that is why they are using 110% to try and stop this Bersih 2.0 rally...There is always a reason why the government will feel so threaten this you have to ask the GOMEN...

Look at how they treated the protester yesterday...

Cops behaving like gangster arresting/wacking defenceless civilian...

Polis Cakap Jalan! Jalan!...Wah Lan Eh that means if I am a cop I ask civilian to eat shit they have to eat la...

FRU firing their water cannons and tear gas...WHY should they do that?

Did the civilian threaten the cops or FRU?

Or the FRU were to bored thinking to themselves it has been quite sometime since they fired the tear gas? So they decided to pop a few...

Shooting into the hospital compound was even sick...C'mon dudes stop drinking SIRAP for breakfast,lunch,tea time and dinner already...

Our PM was praising the cops and the FRU for keeping peace yesterday...WTH is that...

The interview between our Information Minister and Al Jazeera makes him a freaking clown...Listen to what he says in the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfpYZ4IGenY&feature=player_embedded#at=13

Where was Mr. Ibrahim Ali the PERKASA yesterday?

Waiting for the wives to satisfy him?

Talk like a timer but what happen at the end?

Bloody son of a gun...

Come on GOMEN...If the RAKYAT are happy this kind of thing would not happened...sometimes you just have to give in before its too late and everything backfires...I am so proud that even Malaysian's abroad also did participate in this peaceful rally...

What I Want...

2011-05-22T17:45:00.011+08:00

Working hard towards all those below which I think is possible if I am more discipline with my financial spending...I can do it...

Ipad 2 - When it first came out the iPad I thought it was just another gadget Steve Job make to con more people money to me it was nothing special just a bigger iPhone thats it...owning the iPhone is better than the iPad...not until I saw this beauty the iPad 2 only I than realized why I have to own this piece of beauty
PS3 - PlayStation 3 is a must have console...the games which I wanna lay my hands on I always missed playing with console ever since my PS2 died on me
awaiting the new Blackberry Bold 9900 I always wanted one came close but last minute opted for the E72 that is why I still tak puas cos I am not a BB user yet
the KILL BILL ONITSUKA shoe even until today when I see it at the shelf I will have eyegasm

Here we go...

2011-05-22T17:10:00.016+08:00

After 20 years I am back...On a warm lazy sunday afternoon I have decided to write something here again...Just a short updates of what happened during the past few months...

I got a new fucking job - Please give me a big clap but salary like peanuts :(
Japan got hit by one of the biggest earthquakes in the history
Man United are officially the most time winner of the English Premier League try harder Liverfool
Osama was killed by Obama or was it the other way round?
Middle East crisis it all started from Egypt and its spreading like wildfire making crude oil and other commodities shoot up like mad. Even Gaddafi is hiding now
Wedding of Prince William and Kate Hudson or was it Middleton...whatever
Thailand the land of smiles is going to go into election soon with Thaksin sister set to run for the prime minister post
Datuk T spreading sex tape of Anal Ibrahim...Omega is part of the scandal also...
Another suicide case that is link with MACC again
The serial acid splasher that is splashing woman around Klang Valley like mad dog.

Sekian terima kasih...

M-League

2011-01-06T14:55:00.005+08:00

Talking about the recent national team triumph on the AFF Suzuki Cup reminded me of the past.Yes it is the M-League that was the only time I get to watch live football matches(no ASTRO very rare you will get live EPL games)week in and out.I remember stadium was pack,the DUNHILL gaya,mutu,keunggulan advertisement and last but not least the foreign players. I can still remember during the M-League era Selangor and Singapore were like the favourites. Foreign players which I can still remeber till these very days are Scott Ollerenshaw, Allistiar Edwards, Mehmet Durokovic, David Mitchell, Lazlo Repasi,Tony Cottee, Chris Kiwomya, Vlatchislav Melnikov, Baichung Bhutia, Stephen Appiah and many more (even Felipe Melo play once for Sabah).

Recently there is a slight revamp towards the Malaysia Super League. Foreign players are allowed back but only in 2012. ASTRO became the new sponsors injecting the same amount of money that DUNHILL did during the M-League era.

Can the MSL turn into J-League? If it turns out good not only the club will prosper the national team will also become stronger.Wish FAM all the best or else please let me be a part of FAM.

A Brand New Post

2011-01-03T15:22:00.003+08:00

Hello to all my fans out there...It has been a while since I have updated this blog...Over these past few months a lot of things have happened....but fuck that shit...let bygones be bygones...Its 2011 who gives a damn to 2010...let the past become history...and history shall never be change...

As usual people will make new year resolution prior a brand new year...just a simple small example 'I hope I get no stones this year'...previously I would have done that...but for this year...its a NO...what is the point of saying but not executing/completing it...Its all ball talks...

Because of an appointment I gtg will be back ASAP to keep this place more interesting and exciting...

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND MAY U ALL BE BLESS WITH MORE MONEY ,HEALTH,STONES AND FRIENDSSSSSSS....

PJ Sharks

2010-04-05T14:21:00.006+08:00

If you would like to play LUCKY (a gambling game on the snooker table) please be careful of these individuals listed below...remember they are armed with dangerous cue and if you still don't want to heed my advice than PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!

He is the master of disguise...I personally rank him PJ Shark Number 4 because so far he still leaves a good impression to me...but you will never know one day he might move up the ranking like GEERO...Pemain ini bagaikan pasukan Liverpool yang terencat musim ini...form yang tidak konsisten skill masih boleh diperbaiki...

PJ SHARK NUMBER 3...He is a little low profile these days because he is busy training with a bigger pool of sharks...will show up sometimes for a game or two...a sly and cunning player being label as the SAFEST of the 4 Sharks...he always starts slow but once he finishes his warm up than its doomsday...bagaikan pasukan Chelsea...always belakang mari...

Upcoming SHARK of 2010...look at his face...his cowboy hat...those strong bridging...steady cue holding...always act pig eat tiger and like to borrow knife kill people...than when win already report fake winning amount saying he never win la...lucky is luck la...1001 excuse king...recent winning has piss off alot of people...You see his lanci face...ARGHHHH...bagaikan pasukan GUNNERS muda dan suka upset opponent-nya...PJ SHARK 2

*drum rolls* Introducing PJ SHARK NUMBER 1...the one and only undefeated sharks in PJ and some rumors says Kelantan...look at that makan duit pose...have been into many people blacklist...recently armed himself with his new cue...you wanna play with him you gotta stack up some cash...

From Russia with Sadness

2010-03-31T11:16:00.003+08:00

Will 2012 brings doomsday???

Sometimes it is just fucking sick seeing the earth going through a sprout of giant SHAKES...

Look at the Chile and Haiti Earthquakes...

Killing the innocent in tens of thousand...might be even close to a million...

And yet there are still some mother fuckers who walk around bombing and killing more innocent humans...This kind of people will rot badly in HELL...

Two women suicide bomber was responsible for the dual bombing that happened in Moscow on Monday morning rush hour...What is wrong with the women nowadays???

I wonder whose dirty job is it again...

The Terrorist or The Russian Government itself (alot of stories even before this latest bombing example the Russian Apartment Bombings)...

Only GOD knows...

Red Devils Won Liverfool Lost

2010-03-26T09:52:00.009+08:00

Alright I will stick that two fingers up my arse said Rafail Benitez...

Looks like we need to look for a new club next season Stevie G...

Rooney the scorer

Park Ji Sung : Lets see who can reach the ball first my head or your leg...

The most awaited Clash of the Face-y...

Manchester United vs Liverpool...

It has already been 1 and a half season since the Red Devils actually win the KOPs...

I have told myself last Sunday before the game...

What if Man United loses the game tonight...

CONLANFIRM will kena lan ci until you forget god-knows-who-gave-birth-to-you...

So the game starts...

Just as I was trying to warm up the seat...

The dangerman El-Nino creep out of nowhere to give me a shock at the 5th minute...

Beautiful header even I personally felt that Torres is a very good player...

At least he plays better than that gay Berbatov or was it Bertatove...Ah fuck that shit...

Hailat.com.my came across my mind...

The 3 stooges was happily giggling and smiling...*3 stooges = Nengku, Geero and Slim Kim*

I just kept quite and stood down...

Than 7 minutes later came the penalty...

All thanks to Mascherano...

Rooney steps up...Reina saves...Nengku celebrated...than came the rebound...

1-1...ROONEY scores...

First Half...1-1...

Second half resume...

Man.United holding the ball possession as Liverpool starts their pussy tactic...where they will sit behind and wait for a counter attack...SIEN...

15 minutes into the second half...

From the right flank...Fletcher crosses it...Rooney and Care-a-girl tussling in the box...

Glen Johnson was stoned when he saw JS Park came in from nowhere and dive in...

GOAL!!!2-1 to MU...

JS PARK the scorer...

and the score stay on till the final whistle...

Phew...what a relieved Liverpool almost equalised at the very last minute...

Thank god they did not...

Or else i wouldn't have the chance to talk to my Liverpool friends...

I want to be the next BAPE...

2010-03-19T10:00:00.001+08:00

Finally its back on track again...

Do await for its appearance...

Sodomy II

2010-02-04T09:38:00.004+08:00

Does the title above reminds you of some big blockbuster movie title?

Yes indeed it is...

The only difference is it is not a production by the Hollywood-ians but by the Machandran's...

Let me ask you something...

Honestly would you be happy to frame the same fella with the same excuses TWICE...

I don't think so...Heng Tai you not sien wan meh...

Yes Anal got FUCK again...

Again he needs to go to the court and defends himself from the charges made by Small Fool...

Again Anal was charged for wanting to anal probe people with his BIG SNAKE...

Again the foreign journalist is going to write something about Malaysia again...

Again tilam and bedsheets will go in and out of the court...

Again those audience in the court will laugh inside their heart while listening to Small Fool side of story...

Again and again and many more again to come...

- Witness: I could not stand being sodomised

Bro tell me la which fella can stand being sodomised unless he is gay la...zzz

Saiful: Anwar asked for sex

KUALA LUMPUR: Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, the key witness in the second Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial, startled the High Court here when he said the Opposition Leader used a four-letter slang word to ask him to have sex with him in 2008.

The former personal aide of Anwar told a hushed courtroom that he had gone to meet the PKR leader at a unit of the Desa Damansara Condominium at 2.45pm on June 26, 2008, when the latter asked him in English: “Can I f*** you today?”

Those present in the packed courtroom were stunned with the profanity used although there was some sniggering.

Mohd Saiful, 24, who said he was “angry and scared” when he heard Anwar’s question, added: “I rejected his request. I told him that I did not want to do it.”

Anwar then asked him in an angry tone: “What?”

“I repeated my words. I was not willing to do it. He was angry. At that time, I was afraid,” he said on the first day of the high-profile trial.

After he said no to Anwar, he was told to go into the master bedroom.

“I went to the room first. Shortly later, Anwar entered and closed the curtains,” said Mohd Saiful, who was questioned by Solicitor-General (II) Datuk Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden,

He said he stood still while Anwar went about switching off the lights. However, there was still light from the bathroom and from outside filtering in between the curtains.

Anwar, Mohd Saiful said, asked him to “clean up” in the bathroom.

“I removed my clothes and washed up. I took a towel from the washroom and donned it,” he said.

When he returned to the room, Anwar was standing at the edge of the bed, clad in a towel.

“He directed me to go to him and then hugged me while we were standing,” he said.*

* I wonder which porn flick Small Fool copied that from.

Who Says Reading Newspaper Is Boring...

2010-02-02T15:14:00.004+08:00

Squabbling teens fight it out in cyberspace

OTHER NEWS & VIEWS
Compiled by LESTER KONG, SYLVIA LOOI AND A. RAMAN

A quarrel between two Singaporean teenaged girls has spilled over into cyberspace, China Press reported.

One girl accused the other of being morally loose and having a flat chest, and even goaded her with SMSes.

The other girl, in her blog, said she was not letting the nasty remarks get to her.

“I have already made my point after giving her a tight slap,” the second girl said in her posting.

It is not known why the 14-year-old secondary school students have been going at it for the past year, the daily said.

The daily also reported that a man started to behave like a pig after buying a bottle of holy water that also contained pig’s hair.

The man’s 30-year-old wife said her husband of 12 years started behaving strangely six months ago.

She said he would eat potato leaves, was afraid of hot weather and used drain water to wash himself.

* I cannot imagine if the guy turn into a pig and starts walking around town...LOL

Not Too Happy With Your Pay...

2010-01-29T09:29:00.004+08:00

25,000 jobs in Indian Muslim restaurants

THERE are about 25,000 vacancies in Indian Muslim restaurants throughout the country, Malaysian Nanban reported.

It quoted Malaysian Indian Muslim Restaurant Owners Association (Prisma) chairman Nurul Hassan Shahul Hamid as saying that the owners were willing to pay a monthly salary of RM2,500 to locals who were interested to work in their restaurants.

Speaking to reporters after attending a dinner organised by Prisma for media officials in Bangsar on Tuesday, he said locals were being sought to manage, cook, maintain the accounts and serve clients.

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Dude I came across this article at the STAR... wouldn't it be funny if you see your friend working in the MAMAK...Imagine JJ,Slim or Kenn in the Kayu Nasi Kandar attire taking orders LOL...Macha Teh Ais SATU...

Kehidupan Pemain Bolasepak Yang Terlampau

2010-01-19T09:11:00.008+08:00

They get paid from the range of 50,000 pounds a week - 250,000 pounds a week...No wonder top footballers can afford mansion...take a look at Beckingham Palace...and they don't only own one but a few...

Fast and the Furious...they don't own a stretch of Mitsubishi,Honda or Subaru but the opposite...Look into their garage and you must be wondering how can one person drive so many supercars...C.Ronaldo with his pimp car Ferrari (he really can go around and crashes his Ferrari nearly everyday with his pay)...

Once in a while footballers will also be a...Sour Grape...

U can get sluts like Paris Hilton anytime just snap your fingers and spank the hell out of her...

So what if we look U-G-L-Y...

See you do not underestimate FOOTBALLERS...they still get good shits...

Who says only Kutappan is friends with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

*FYI Katie use to be known as Nicole Kidman last time.

Thats what FRIENDS are for...

2010-01-15T11:02:00.004+08:00

He is the man who everyone used to fear in IRAQ even George Bush Senior couldn't bring him down..not until his best friend that is George Bush Junior betrayed him...15 years of friendship just went down the drain...so remember never trust your best friend so much cos u might be like SADDAM one day...that is will get hanged...do rest in piece...

*the pic above are when times are good...haih...but too bad

2010-01-12T09:50:00.003+08:00

In the year of 2010...

I cannot believe this kind of shit will happen...

The burning of church...

An act of a barbarian...

Actually its not just Malaysia only...

Look elsewhere...

USA - attempt to blow up an airline

Egypt - shooting Christians during Christmas Eve (meh lan lei geh)

Last but not least Malaysia - usage of the word ALLAH leads to burning of churches

Why why must they do all this...

Just because of one rotten apples it spoils the whole barrel...

Its not to say we are racist...

Come on if you want ppl to respect your religion you must earn that respect...

You dont earn respect by bombing places or Molotov-ing it...

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

Go With the Flow

2010-01-05T15:56:00.005+08:00

First we have...

Now...

Thank god its not called Daily Champ...No wonder guys get more horny nowadays :p wonder what is next...

Upcoming 2010 Movies...

2009-12-28T09:38:00.009+08:00

TOP 10 BU Blockbuster

The Australian Job - Waist Dog

A lone ranger conman, Black Pipe Sam, created the largest mahjong con in Bandar Utama history,he created the Australian Waist Dog and after that denying it (saying this is how he plays at home with his family also)while he buy time to escape. He get away in his Mini Gearbox Porsche, which is fast enough to travel from BU to Penang Island (one and a half hour) so he can make a clean get away before the victim finds out.

After Black Pipe Sam pull off a picture perfect heist of tens of millions of dollars worth of money from BU12 mahjong parlor,he must overcome the fact that one day his secret will be review so he ran to Adelaide with his Mini Gearbox Porsche.Will he continue his con job over there? You will have to watch it.

Step Up 3 : THE ROCKET DANCE

In Sg Kayu Ara, the troublemaker and street dancer Rocky T lives with his parents in an Afro-American lower class neighborhood. His best friends are McKreamy and his little brother Skinny Ball and they use to hang around together, going to parties and pow-ing KFC workers. After being expelled of a party, the trio breaks in the Megah Sapphire of Arts and commits vandalism, destroying the stage. Rocky T is arrested and sentenced to 200 hours of community service in the school and Director JJ assigns him to help the janitor clean the place. One afternoon, the ballet dancer Slim Kim sees RT dancing in the parking area and when her partner Bender Jie has a strain and RT offers to help her in the choreography, Slim Kim accepts the offer; they rehearsal and become close to each other. When BJ returns, RT that is known for quitting everything he starts gives up dancing and leaves Slim Kim alone. After an incident, RT has to decide to follow his dream (ROCKET DANCE) or return to his life of rebel loser.

Mr. Ball-back in the Mountain

In the Summer of 1963 Bandar Utama, two young men, Bally a ranch hand and Kreamy an aspiring rodeo bull rider, are sent to work together herding sheep on Brokeback Mountain, and what had otherwise been anticipated to be a rather uneventful venture, will soon turn into an affair of love, of lust, and complications that will spand through 19 years of their lives. Through marriage, through children, and through the mighty grip of societal confines and the expectations of what it is to be a man.

Black Pipe Down

Action/war drama based on the best-selling book detailing a near-disastrous mission in Bandar Utama on December 24, 2009. On this date nearly 100 B.U. Bino Rangers, commanded by Capt. Toshiba, were dropped by helicopter deep into the capital city of Bandar Utama to capture two top lieutenants of a Setapak gang. This lead to a large and drawn-out firefight between the Rangers and hundreds of Setapak gunmen, leading to the destruction of two B.U. Black Pipe (even though it is a replica they still want to rescue it). This film focuses on the heroic efforts of various B.U. Bino Rangers to get to the downed black pipes, centering on Sgt. JJ, leading the Ranger unit Chicklish Four to the first black pipe crash site, Warrant Officer Nguyen Lee who was captured after being the only survivor of the second black pipe crash, as well as many others who were involved.

Mr. Sour Grape?

2009-12-10T14:23:00.005+08:00

Introducing the top corner we have Mr.Blackberry Bold 9700

and on your very bottom corner

Mr. iPhone Da Over-rated 3GS
Yes call me what you want...

But in my opinion I still think iPhone is an over-rated gadget...

I agree it is a cool phone...

But...Hello...Wake up...

Come on let your brains function well for once please...

The price tag to buy an iPhone is just not worth it...

Cut it short la...

Blackberry is still the best...

It is more presentable...

More Classy...

A real man phone...

Unlike iPhone the gay man phone...

An iPhone is just like a Mitsubishi Evolution...

But you pay a little bit lesser you get to drive a BMW...

Even the Nokia E72 is better than the iPhone 3GS...

I HATE iPhone!

Found in Malaysia

2009-12-10T14:15:00.002+08:00

Long lost relatives...

Money the Root of All Evil

2009-12-09T12:12:00.004+08:00

Trust me people MONEY IS INDEED THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL...

Do you realized that when your pocket is empty there are a lot of shit that you would not do...

But when your pocket/wallet is loaded...

There is even a saying 'Today you earn RM1000 you tend to spend Rm1001'...

The point is still that money is evil because...

Money destroy friendship and relationship
Money can kill you - look at those fuckers that lose money in gambling because there are greedy they all wanna win a lot and if you are rich a lot of people want to rob/kidnap you.
Money can motivate you - work,sell drugs openly,become a happy prostitute and many many more things
Money can start a war - look at Iraq
Money can spoil a football game - look at those fake results example like the Liverpool v Man United game...Jamie Care-a-girl spend so much on the ref.
Money can make the police grow more stupid - cannot even spell SALES EXECUTIVE,typing also slow like dog (I wonder which country did it happened)
Money makes your body parts feel itchy - pls don't get me wrong
Money can change your lifestyle.

and many many more things that money can do just lazy wanna list it all...

WAIT...

One more ultimate thing that money can do...

And this is the most fuck up one...

That is...

No Money is Even Worse...

ARRGGGHHH...

Nomination For PJ Conman AWARDS 2009

2009-11-14T17:17:00.008+08:00

Name : Will.i.am the Conman
Schools (Other): Drop-out from University of the Ocean's Eleven.
Occupation: Owner of a Conman Organisation in PJ
About Me: I'm the boss of the mamak located at Taman Mayang near the old Lim Cock Wing Uni by the roadside, very famous for conning customers with my invention of expensive but low cost exotic foods like lou shi fun, nasi lemak ayam pandan and rendang,indomee goreng, pasta, sandwiches like triple H, tuna special, special drinks like Ribena longan, banana shake and much more, serves the best cheese naan in PJ...the list goes on..THIS IS THE ONLY MAMAK THAT CON AND SERVES VARIETY OF FOODS UNLIKE MY BROTHER RONNIE WHO OWNS MURNI THAT SERVES SOMETHING CHEAPER..BTW THIS IS THE ONLY MAMAK PROBABLY IN THE WHOLE MALAYSIA WITHOUT ANY PROPER TOILET FACILITIES...so better pee before u get ur ass here..come and enjoy my delicious foods by the roadside and don't forget to bring lots of money...
Greatest Achievement : 'I managed to con someone of RM250 for a plate of so-called Kobe Beef which I say its imported from Japan...hehe it was rat meat actually...kakakaka'
Odds : 1-2 Favourites

The Weakest Link

2009-10-14T15:28:00.007+08:00

I believe every football team have this problem...

France use to have the famous 7-11 Malouda & Wiltord his gay partner...

Liverpool have Riise...

Man United have Gabriel Heinze...

But now a new generation dubbed the Rubbish players have surfaced...
Introducing the Bulgarian bitch Dimitar Berbatov and the goalkeeper who always like to be the next C.Ronaldo aka Ben Foster...

I think even Sir Alex Ferguson must have regretted for paying 30 plus million pound to buy the Bulgarian lazy fuck from Tottenham...
Berbatov does not even deserve a place in Selangor starting line up...
Go back and continue acting in those B-grade Bulgarian porn la...

Sir Alex Ferguson should have pack this player into his back during Man U tour in KL and bring him back to Manchester to replace Berbatov.

Ben Foster ending up as Man United striker being tackle by Everton Phil Jagielka.

I wanted to kill Berbatov and Ben Foster during the game against Malaysia by tying against the goal post and ask Ronaldo to reproduce the shot which he score against FC Porto in the Champions League...aiming towards both their dicks...

The Greatest Rivalry

2009-09-30T18:17:00.006+08:00

HELLO to all my fans out there...
Due to blogging becoming a trend among the circles...
I have decided to re-blog...

Wanna know what I have been upto these past few months?
Actually I have been travelling around the world these past few months that is the reason why this blog has been abandon...
But guess what happened when I stop by at London Emirates Stadium...
I heard something shocking...
My Bro Mr S call me and said that...
Theo will be challenging Bolt in a 100m race...
WTF hits my mind straight...
Which Bolt are they talking about I wonder...
Husain Bolt from Iraq,USA in Bolt,Micheal Bolt-on or the world faster sprinter Usain Bolt...
So I decided to investigate it myself...
Guess what???
It was real...
It was indeed Usain Bolt...
Pls do believe me even if you do not believe my source Mr S in Malaysia...
I manage to sneak into Wembley Stadium and manage to grab this photo before I was bash up by the police...
Here is the evidence...

*Theo was abit dark here because i heard he was training intensively in South Africa before this...believe me ppl it is REAL...more news from my journey around the world

Coming Soon

2009-09-22T22:56:00.002+08:00

Give me a while I will be back on track HOPEFULLY soon...

To Miss A

2009-04-15T20:31:00.005+08:00

Let me tell you a little story about my love for Miss A...

Meeting Miss A the first time was normal only...Come on man what do you expect from a young primary school boy...but after I get to know her a little more...things change...and I swear that was the first fucking time that I actually like a girl...she was the innocent type and would smile to everyone...never once I see her get sad...What to do that particular time my balls was very small no guts to really approach her alone...cos she was always with her own friends...the only time that I can get close contact with her is only through the game of police catch thief...I just dont know why whenever I see her running towards me during the game I will stone like a sohai in no man's land than end up kena tangkap by her...but that was on purpose K...cos they used to call me The Flash...LOL...anyway after not too long rumours start spreading that a friend of mine actually likes her also...that really PECAHKAN my heart...finally they were an item...and I was the lil boy that would walk behind them secretly...haihs...fast forward fast forward...than I told myself if I dont give myself a try I will CONLANFIRM REGRET KAU KAU...after a few months Miss A broke up with my friend...I told myself...Its Time...god knows where I managed to get her house phone and than straight after school I when back home and gave her a call...I was shaking at first listening to the sound of TOOT...TOOT TOOT...everytime I hear TOOT my heart will beat extra fast...finally she pick up...Once You Call Your Loved One You Will Never Stop...TRUST ME ITS DAMN TRUE....imagined I will call her without miss nearly everyday and spend 1-2hours on the phone until my mom complains Why Is The House Phone Always Engaged...listening to her voice always brighten up my day...maybe Miss A will not remember but for me its clearly etch in my heart...slowly I try to pick up the courage to tell her the three important words...I LOVE YOU...but I failed miserably because I choose friend over Miss A...until this very day I regretted it...REALLY I DO...REAL FUCKING STUPID ME...

Do you actually believe that until today I still love Miss A very much...FUCKING 10 years...I still develop a feeling for her...nowadays whenever I see Miss A my heart will beat very fast and feel a little shy...just dont know why...Now I just dont have the courage to tell her face to face that...Me Mr Yoh officially wants to go after Miss A like how he did 10 years back.

Days missing Miss A : 1

*I will not update my blog anymore until Miss A stumble upon this post...eventhough it might take 100 years for her to stumble upon The Stoning Corner...It could have been very long if I were to tell you everything that is why I cut it short...

Stress Sial

2009-04-08T23:59:00.004+08:00

I am working my ass off...
For what??
I just want to take back what is mine...
And lift the fucking burden off me...

Sometimes I just hate it when people hurt 'the thing'...
My heart actually felt being stabbed a zillionth time for these past few days(I know its triple the pain for you)...
So what if you got all the things that people are always hoping for...
Thats money and fame...
Please dont misused it...
You will get KARMA...
Eventhough sometimes I want to give up but its 'the thing' that fires me up...
You fucking mess around with 'the thing' I will come for you...
Maybe not physically but mentally or any other ways...
I always believe 'What comes around goes around'...

FTW the future is waiting for me...

*Stress is really pushing me to the limits sometimes.If not because of 'the thing' I would have given up my life and live aimlessly.Waking up to another brand new day again tomorrow.

Unbelievable

2009-03-27T12:42:00.013+08:00

Yesterday I was going through the newspapers and came across two UNBELIEVABLE news...

First up...

We have a story from INDIA...

Introducing their latest car called the Tata Nano...

In order to own this mini car in INDIA you only need to fork out USD2000 or RM7252...

WTF!!!

If this car is selling for the same price in Malaysia...

Confirm HAILAT...

You will see the whole LDP being flooded by this car and Mat Rempit will discard all their motor in exchange for the Tata Nano...

Still I doubt the car safety...

I wonder if the car really have the ABS(its Aku Brek Sendiri not Anti-Breaking System) ala Flinstone style...

That is why you pay RM7000+ for this car...

There is always a cantonese saying ' Yat Fan Chin Yat Fan Foh ' (what value you pay for the things is what you get in return)

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Second story was from our neighbours in the south...

Yes its Singapore...

First of all I do not have the intention to make a joke out of this story...

So do forgive me if I have said anything extreme...

This story actually happened to a 77 year old man...

He was trying to masturbate with an empty soft drink bottle...

So he insert his penis into the bottle(I wonder how)...

I cannot imagine how you stuff your penis through the hole unless you have pencil dick.

Next thing he knew was that his penis got stuck...

No choice so he ran to a nearby hospital for help...

Doctor could not do anything as his situation was very bad...

So the best the doctor could do was to cut the bottle below the neck...

The skin around the penis actually become inflamed and he was unable to urinate...

Than the man pass away after that due to some medical complication...

So Kids Dont Try This At Home...

*finally Krispy Kreme Doughnut is here in Malaysia...The only doughnut that melts your heart...I cant wait to grab them

Crazy Weather

2009-03-25T12:31:00.005+08:00

God please give me a new gadget for my birthday this year...

Please give me something where I can control the weather...

I cannot stand the weather for the past few days...

Farker...

Suka-suka hot like Sahara Desert...

Suka-suka rain non-stop...

Even my body couldn't take it...

Going to get sick anytime already...

- The Sahara Incident -

Sunday 22nd March 2009...

32 Degree Celcius...

Ultra Hot...

If stand under the hot sun basically can melt you...

Even inside the house you could feel the heat...

Wanted to fill my bath tub with ice and stay inside there for hours...

Showering with tap water usually will be damn cold but it wasn't on that day it was actually warm...

- The Raining Story -

Yesterday at around 7am...

Still nicely sleeping in the cosy weather...

Suddenly a loud BANG came...

My balls woke me up (because of the sound wave it actually vibrates it and knock it against each other)...

It was extreme loud as if somebody threw a grenade at your neighbour house...

Even my dog couldn't take it and start barking in my room...

He must have said 'WTF was that'...

First thing that came across my mind 'PKR declare war on UMNO???'...

I think its because of too much political news I have been reading...

Than it rain like a mad dog after that the whole day was cloudy...

Is all this the sign of Global Warming?...It seems like the earth is going to explode anytime...And the weather today is hot again...WTF is going on...Its like one day hot one day rain and it goes on...

This coming Saturday 28 March 2009 do play your part and support Earth Hour 2009 by switching off the lights at 8.30pm for an hour...

*I doubt I am going to off mine...haha...anyway have a nice day READERS...

I Hate Liverpool

2009-03-15T21:12:00.005+08:00

WTF!!!

Mageihaiyan...lucky shit almost kena save your penalty kick.

Kept ringing inside my head after Stevie G penalty...

After that it got worse...

Fabio Aurelio...

I heard the comentators shouting out...

That was worse...

Chances of equalising was 70% dashed...

What is wrong with Man Utd yesterday...

The defence was shit.

Attack 'kelam kabut'.

Van Der Sar like no mood yesterday...Dossena goal also he cincai let it go in.

Seriously the worst Man Utd match I have watch for the past few months...

The other day they played superbly against Inter Milan...

But yesterday they were really below par...

Dont worry the Red Devils still have 4 points and a game in hand...

And still on the road to win The Champions League,FA Cup and Barclays Premier League...

Fuck Liverpool...(sorry to say that)

Why dont I see you bastards play well against Everton or Stoke City...

Laugh all you want Torres...I hope Man Utd will played Liverpool in Champions League Final...

Introducing the Thing

2009-03-15T20:29:00.004+08:00

You wont feel its presence if it is not around...
You will not totally forget it la...
At the same time you will not miss it so much...
But when it is around...
You will be very excited and can even go without food,water,cigarette and sleep for days...
Its worth the sacrifice...
You cannot go to sleep because of it...
It actually boost your 'semangat' when you are low...
Nothing is more important than 'the thing' (besides my family la)...
It is priceless...
Money cannot purchase it...

*Trust me...The thing is really that powerful...How I wish the thing is always around...muahaha...I actually miss 'the thing' very much now...I tell you more about the Thing in my upcoming post...

TOM CRUISE or STAR CRUISE ???

2009-03-08T23:58:00.004+08:00

First time travelling on a cruise was indeed very disappointing for me...

I was curious at first and looking forward towards my trip...

But not after I have return from it...

It was a 4D/3N trip which starts from Singapore-Penang-Phuket-Singapore...

A total journey of....GOD KNOWS...lol...

Why was it boring???

Alright I will tell you but remember it might not be boring for you...

First let me introduce the things they have on board...

Casino,The LIDO (where free shows are available daily starting from 8pm),Gymnasium,Jacuzzi,Swimming Pool,Disco,Karaoke,Mahjung Room(temptation),Library and lots more which I have already forgotten...

Anyway your daily schedule basically is eat sleep eat sleep...

Yeah eating on board is FOC only for selected restaurant the others you have to pay...

That also there are timing...

So its like you staying in a high class prison on board...

Morning Breakfast 8am-10am...

Lunch 12pm-2pm...

Tea Time 3pm-4pm...

Dinner 6pm-9pm...

Supper 12am-1am...

SAW that marvellous time table or not...so you don't have to worried about dying of hunger on board...

Cut it short as I am very lazy to mention all out already...

If you have loads of SINGAPORE DOLLAR (cos everything is SING DOLLAR even gambling in the casino...i hate you SING DOLLAR...damn fucking expensive) with you than you will FUCKING enjoy it...

or else END UP LIKE ME...

BORED + without cash on board...

*to be continue with more stories about my first time in PHUKET,THAILAND

Stress sial...ZZZ

2009-03-08T23:27:00.004+08:00

How I fucking wish I was still a young boy...
Living life to its fullest everyday without any stress...
Only thing I have to worry is Exam and Homework's only...
Nowadays going to bed is also hard for me...
As I have alot of things to think about...
Really fucking 'MA LAN FAN'...

ZZZ...

POONG or SIK ???

2009-02-15T22:15:00.003+08:00

Its been a while since I updated my blog...

Thats because of CNY...gamble + sleep + eat = no time ...

Wonder how was your CNY...

My CNY is always the same...collect ang pow and gamble...

But this year I have learn something new in gambling...

INTRODUCING...

The super addictive game call MAHJUNG aka MAH JIOK...

At first I thought of playing for the fun of it...

Cos ppl say MAHJUNG is a game where you can use it to pass time...

So with zero knowledge I sat down and play 3 Kah Mah Jiok(3 player mahjung)...

Ppl say if you dunno how to play it is always good to pay some tuition fee...

Thank God my tuition fee was cheap...

Slowly and steadily I pick up the dangerous game...

Than only I realised the longer you play the more syiok you are...

Just like injecting heroin into your body system...

It is always easy to tell yourself not to play...

But when you see the tiles...

HAI LAT...

The tiles are like calling you from afar...

Now I understand why those old people can play MAH JIOK like mad people until rice also dont wanna eat...

Going to bed nowadays also very scary...

In my dreams all I could think of is PAK PAN,HUNG CHUNG and FATT CHOY...

For those of you out there...

If you dont know how to play MAHJUNG yet...

Pls Dont Try It At All...

Fuck the Trouble-makers aka Terrorist

2009-01-06T22:11:00.003+08:00

We are already 10 days into year 2009...

Cepatnya masa berlalu...

But it wasn't really a good start for people in the other part of the world...

That is the Palestinian...

If you have been following the news since last week...

You might be angry at the Israeli's for starting the war...

To me Israel was never wrong...

It all started because of the terrorist organisation call HAMAS...

They have been firing rockets into Israel from the Gaza border...

For what reason they were doing that?

Protecting the Palestinian it seems...

This is what the terrorist says all the time...

But they are indeed the true cowards...

What Israel are doing now is right...

Sometimes you need to show who is boss...

Let me ask you can you tolerate if your neighbour throws tons and tons of shit into your garden...

About inflicting casualty on innocent civilian...

If you knew there is a war happening in your area...

Will you run or stay inside your house still...

No...the civilians like their houses more than their life...

So they continue staying there until one fine day the airstrikes actually hit them...

Not to say I don't pity them...

Its just common sense...HUMAN NATURAL REACTION...

Some lagi worse they even shelter the terrorist and help them...

Because they think they were heroes...

SAVE THE CHEERLEADERS...

Our very own Tun Dr Mahathir is asking us to boycott US products few days back...

Trust me it will never work in Malaysia...

People is still drinking Coca-Cola,dining in at TGIF and kids still like McDonalds...

Mamak are also going to boycott US products by next week...

So we might not have Coca-Cola nor Pepsi and Marlboro at mamak at the moment...

This morning Tun Dr Mahathir lagi Kwa Chiong...

Ask people to resigned if there are working at any US or Israel companies...

Tai Lo no need to eat meh if resigned already...

What a joker...

Mr Yoh

2008-12-17T23:52:00.003+08:00

Thanks for all your love and care during these 22 years Mr Yoh...
May you rest in peace and live a better life in your new found place...
Don't worry about all of us...
Especially me...
I will not let you down...
You will always be my one and only Dad even though what had happened between us...
I miss quarrelling with you...
I miss eating with you...
I miss watching wrestling with you...
I miss the days where we go mamak having a drink and smoke...
I miss alot of things...
Now only do i realised all these after u have left...
What people said was true...
When he was still around you will not appreciate his presence...
After he is gone only you want to cherish...

Take care!!!

Mr YOH (26th Jan 1942 - 10 December 2008)

Isit True or False???

2008-11-26T01:54:00.004+08:00

I actually overcame a conversation saying that McD actually pray to Oink!Oink!...
Somehow I became very curious...
I wanted to....into....and....see...if it is....
It was not a surprised to me cos before that I did hear numerous stories about it...

Story 1: During kampung days, Miss A elder brother was very mischievious so one fine day Miss A elder brother and a few friends sneak into M.O.S and started running around until they discovered a black cloth covering a box.He was curious and decided to look what was beneath the cloth.He was shocked to find Porky *** head in it.

Story 2: Every year alot of McD will gather in this place for a rave party.In the middle of this rave party there is this big huge thing.Everyone thought it was a Xtra Big Speakers for the rave.Some says that it was not a huge speaker but Porky *** bones are found in it.

Can anyone clarify are these stories true or false???

Mr John Liew Sun Yew

2008-11-05T02:07:00.002+08:00

To my dear friend of 10 years Brother John Liew Sun Yew, I think by the time this post has been finished you will be on your way to a better place. Until this very moment I just could not accept the fact that you have left us all. It’s very sudden. You know how shocked I was to hear the sad news from your younger brother. Last week you called for lunch but I was busy. Remember our lunch appointment or not? I wanted to call you for lunch today but I did not. I will always owe you this lunch meal. I thought that your phone call today evening was asking me to go for a yum cha How about our yum cha session which I am still awaiting for the stories that you wanted to tell me ever since last week.

The first time I met you reminded me of the wrestler Big Show because of your body build. You were very anti-social and arrogant but after knowing you longer I found out you were actually a friendly Sleeping Giant. Remember those days the wrestling game and F1 game being played on the exercise book in class. Skipping the compulsory school choir just to gamble in class. Winning one of your most remarkable matches of the century against our Mr.Harun ‘The Kiss My Ass Match’ where the losers really have to kiss those asses. Not only have those, you even bashed up the gangster girl in the class. You being the champion of Lontar Peluru. Skipping classes and lying to our mum that we were doing assignments at friend’s house during weekend just to go to the nearest Cyber Café playing Counter-Strike. Snooker session in Tropicana Club. Our Kasturi tuition days where both of us were chased out of the class because of those rubbish jokes we made. The Langkawi school trip where we went together staying at the same room taking naked pictures of Mr. Tang Wei Han. Even after Form 3 you left the school we ended up again in SMK Bandar Utama. Another new school environment, those class wars, your stylo fight against D4 and terrorizing Alicia Wai.Well my mind is now like a VCR rewinding back to those days with you in it.

Your college days, was even more remarkable. Your dad’s Cefiro has been driven by you like a mad dog, your Honda Jazz Bull Horn and your favorite unserviced Honda Civic of yours. Remember what you told me, you always prefer driving a car which has lousy brake pads and tires which are balding cause that always makes you feel like a true racer.

Kayu Nasi Kandar Ice Kacang and those freshly baked Kepong Egg-Tarts remind me of those makan times aka yum cha session. Those free flow otak-otak in Hartamas last time. Perfect World the online game which you always tell me how you bully people in the game and your Macau trip stories will now just be memories.

Stepping into your funeral was a very hard thing for me. My legs felt very heavy. How I hope it was just a joke made by your younger brother. Not until I saw your name. I hold my tears even when lighting the joss stick for you. Looking at your face even make it harder for me to hold my tears as you don’t deserved to leave this world so early. The moment I sat outside I just could not control my tears anymore. Every drip represents our friendship.

At least you pass away in the most peaceful way that is in your sleep, no stress, no worry and no suffering, didn’t you always tell me that you always prefer living a life like that.
I really regret in the whole 10 years of knowing you I have not have a proper picture taken with you. You will always be the one and only John Liew Sun Yew that I know.

I LOVE more than I WANT

2008-10-05T00:49:00.003+08:00

Fuck all the shits in life....
I rather I lose all my stuff but gain something which is important....
Fuck Cupid....I am on my own now....
I just want to live daily in a PERMA HIGH situation....
I need a fag now....better still....a joint....
FUCK is all I can think of now....

Brainless McD

2008-09-10T16:56:00.005+08:00

Whats wrong with the freaking politic scene in Malaysia....
Why must some mutha fucker come up and open his big fucking mouth and speaks without using his brains...
Saying that we Chinese adalah penumpang...Who the fuck he think he is to make such comment...
McD is not 100% bumiputera oso...they come from fucking Land of the LABOURERS and MAID...
Is he hoping for May 13 to repeat again....if it were to happened to first fella I will chop is that mutha fucker who speaks without using his brains....
Pls dont force me to throw PORK when I see any of them...

NO wonder people say McD brains is the most expensive compared to Chinese and Indian brains...cos they seldom use their brains that is why its more expensive....

I HATE McD....FUCK THEM ALL...

Man v Time

2008-08-15T15:17:00.016+08:00

Just one week of Olympics action...

Now in Beijing we have found the current world fastest man in track and pool...

Introducing from Jamaica...

Mr. Usain 'Thunder' Bolt (the one in yellow and green)...Doing a 100m sprint in a time of 9.69sec...

Even Tyson Gay could not get close to it...

Than in swimming...

We have the Mr Like To Break World Record...

From United States of America...

Mr. Micheal Phelps...Even George Bush wanted to swim like him...

Currently 7 gold medals (matching Mark Spitz record of seven gold medals in an Olympic Games) and new world records...tonight he will be gunning for his 8th...

Wonder what will happened in the future Olympics Games...

Will the sprinters be doing a 100m run under 9sec or another dude winning 10 medals in swimming...

Sneak me one PLEASE!!!

2008-07-05T18:18:00.006+08:00

How I wish if one day I'll opened my shoe rack and find it fill with tons and tons of nice sneakers...

Just like those American Rappers where they have like 500 sneakers...WAHAHA!!!

BTW was surfing on the net and I managed to find a few good sneakers *for me its good la,might not be for u*

PLS la SANTA give me one for my CHRISTMAS present...

The Adidas L.2.G...it looks abit like the TEAM ADIDAS SERIES...

The ASICS ONITSUKA TIGER MEXICO 66...

PUMA SF DRIFT CAT FERRARI...I wonder if you could run like a Ferrari after wearing it...

Lacoste Arin Patent Mix...Lacoste Illusion...

Nike Dunk Low CL...Nike are smart you know...same design different colours...averaged RM300 a pair...No wonder Nike is making money...

Euro 2008 Finale

2008-07-02T14:43:00.018+08:00

Its over after one month of exciting football games...

SPAIN was crowned the Euro 2008 champion after 7 matches...

And here comes the Euro 2008 Khay Awards...

DAVID V-an-ILLA the top scorer with 4 goals...

LUCKIEST TEAM : TURKEY

GAY-EST GOAL : Hakan Yakin v Turkey

BEST GOAL : NIHAT KAHVECI 3rd goal v Czech Republic

DISAPPOINTMENT OF EURO (PLAYERS) : Luca Toni aka Lucaton

DISAPPOINTMENT OF EURO (TEAM) : FRANCE

EARN KHAY RESPECT TEAM : RUSSIA

Interesting Match : Turkey v Czech Republic 3-2

GANGSTER LOOKING COACH : Mr Fatih Terim *saw that NOT FOR PUBLIC USE*

GAY-EST COACH : Roberto Donadoni

MOST Khay-RISMATIC TEAM : ITALY

MOST COLOURFUL SUPPORTER: ORANJE

BEST JERSEY : NETHERLANDS

The Who Is He Award : GOMIS (FRANCE) who the fuck is he *scratches my head*

Bye Bye Oranje

2008-06-22T16:39:00.005+08:00

Italy 3-0...
France 4-1...
Romania 2-0...

The whole fucking world thinks that the Oranje are the favourites for the title EURO CHAMPIONS...

SO what if the Oranje are the dominance force at the group stages...

the SureWIN look by Van Pussy and Van Misstelrooy...

Look who knocks them out at the quater-final...

Its Russia coach by TACTICAL GUUS...GUUS HIDDINK...

Russia second goal...Van Bronchitis-horse watches how Torbinski scores...

SCORELINE 3-1 aet...Arshavin the Man-of-the-match silenced and crushed the ORANJE'S

Guus the tactician won the game with marvellous through ball,wing play and crosses...same style adopted by the South Koreans and Australians...

As I have already expected...The Oranje always disappoint at every tournaments...

Sorry Netherlands please try again 4 years later...

It doesn't mean you will win the EURO if you can trashed the current World Champion...

Tonight lets see how the AZZURI going to send the MATADORS back to where they belongs...

*PANTS DOWN IF ITALY GETS KNOCK-OUT TONIGHT

Petr Cech the Match Rigger

2008-06-17T15:17:00.005+08:00

Latest Bluetooth Headgear by Samsung Mobile (pic above)...The bluetooth is not visible and you can always make/received call under your friendly headgear...Product Ambassador : Petr Cech...

During training,3 hours before the crucial match between Turkey v Czech Republic...Petr Cech started negotiating with Fatih Terim on the price to rigged the match...he went unnoticed...all thanks to the new Samsung Bluetooth Headgear...
The whole world were putting their bet on Turkey at first...Jan Koller and Plasil makes it 2-0...with about 20 minutes to the final whistle...the betting pattern changes...everyone all-in for Czech Republic to win...So Fatih Terim (Turkey Coach) and his good friend Mr.Bookie cut a deal with Petr Cech...5 million euro dollars plus they will not revealed to the world about his new high tech headgear...

Money in the bank...Monkey starts to perform his blunder...how could it failed...Petr Cech has been putting 110% effort to train this superb blunder (flick the ball to the ground for the Turkish players to score)...

Final Score Turkey 3 Czech Republic 2...Turkey to the quater-final now...Czech was sent home...and Cech to figure out how to spend his money.

Boy's Toy (Don't You Want It)

2008-06-05T14:43:00.016+08:00

The new BMW X6...the back of the BMW M3 Coupe...size of the X5...final outcome the BMW X6...the world first SAC (Sports Activity Coupe)

Bentley Continental GT also known as the footballers car...because most of the footballers in United Kingdom owns one of this...

Actually Golf GTI itself is quite powerful and look fierce already...but VW says NO...therefore here comes the VW GOLF R32...0-60 in 6 seconds...hefty price tag RM300++k
The Lamborghini Superleggera...It got the looks,speed and its a 4wd Lamborghini...What else do you want...It seems to climb up Genting Highlands without any problem from a recent review...

Get this Hummer H3 and no one will dare to mess with you on the road...ROARRR!!!...see Mat Rempit only just run them down with this monster...sry its Beast...

This is real stuff...who says a Ferrari can only sits 2 people...introducing the Ferrari Modena Limo...

- It's a dream to own one of this car but a pain when comes to petrol and the monthly doctor fee -

Singtel Singapore F1 Grand Prix

2008-06-05T14:22:00.005+08:00

This coming September 26-27-28,2008...

Singapore the host of Asia first street circuit...and world first night race...

Ticket prices starts at SGD400-SGD2600...

82% of tickets already sold...

A race defenitely not to be missed...

The Street Circuit of the Singtel Singapore GP

Petrol Naik,Gaji Tak Naik

2008-06-05T03:39:00.005+08:00

Wtf!!! finally the government has announced the new petrol price...
Before that RM1.92 per litre...I knew it was going to increase sooner or later edi as the prices of crude oil has been rocketing violently for the past few months....
I expect it to go up by another 20 to 40 cents...but NO...it went up to RM2.70 per liter...
I almost fainted after listening to the news at 5pm yesterday...

It might sound cheap for Malaysians working abroad...imagine those earning RM1200-1500 a month got family...and drives to work daily...How much would they have to fork out just for the petrol...

Not to say Malaysia got no petroleum (Sell petroleum to foreigners than after processing ...buy back from them...SMART)...Not to say Malaysia public transport is the best in the world (Must see mood swings of the bus drivers 1...Suka-suka arrive early if don't feel like arrive late only la...like the government gonna care)...Not to say Malaysia is as small as Singapore Island (I don't think if you stay in Shah Alam you will cycle to work in KL)...

I think the RM652 subsidy which government is going to give away to people when renewing their road tax...IS TOTALLY BULLSHIT...

How many litres of petrol can RM652 buy???

And quite pity for those people driving 2,000cc cars and above...because they do not get to enjoyed the RM652 subsidy...but Government are always fair to Malaysian one...so we give them the Road Tax benefits...discount them RM200...zzz...7 imba lor...I rather I don't want the subsidy shit and raise the price to RM2 per litre also nvm...

Come on la...you need petrol to move your car wei...if you say RM652 or RM200 discount road tax can cover 50% of your petrol expenses yearly...than acceptable la...the government are really pushing those middle-classes people into a fire pit...

Reasons why petrol needed to be increased :

The government needs to subsidies RM20billion if don't raised petrol price...why don't we used this RM20 billion to build more infrastructure for the country.
Don't blame the government.Blame United States for the increase of crude oil prices.Why invade Iraq?

Alternatives:

Ride bicycle to work or colleges...
Fix a NGV tank in your car and Q-up with the taxi's to pump gas...(its only 65sen per litre)
If still insist to drive...than no choice lo...do it like the Maxis Ad(going downslope off engine upslope only start)...

- US petrol =$2.70-$3 ,work part-time get paid $25-$30 an hour...Malaysia petrol =RM2.70,work part-time RM4-5 an hour - Kian How

Euro 2008

2008-06-01T16:47:00.008+08:00

European Cup...the 2nd biggest football competition after the Fifa World Cup...

June 8 will kick-off Euro 2008 - Austria - Switzerland...one month of exciting football display from the European continent...

16 teams to battle all out...only one will be crown the strongest football nation in Europe...

England (disappointing kau kau)misses the cut this time...and Greece the super under-dogs are back to defend their cup...

Group C known as the Group of Death consist of Italy (Current World Champion),Netherlands,France and Romania...Who would qualify to the quater-final???

- Why work when you can catch Live Euro matches from Astro -

Unveiled the Truth...

2008-06-01T02:49:00.006+08:00

Addolf Dassler created this long time ago...

But now...From Petaling Street...here comes...their latest competitor...

*drum rolls*

Meet...

ADDRESS...

If you think this is not good...you can customise it...

- Impossible is really nothing -

Project 6 Months...

2008-06-01T02:42:00.004+08:00

I need to put on weights edi....

Everyday 2 Mega Mac...not Big Mac...

Hope Project XXX gonna succeed....

Than can live Ang Moh House and Rare Foreign Dog...

Wohohohohoho....

Chunnnngggg!!!

- Learn from mistakes not success -

Latest update of Master Ball aka Sideburn Kor...haha...nice pose btw...you are qualified for ANTM...

Motivation Of the Day

2008-05-24T03:24:00.011+08:00

After 9 years

2008-05-22T13:57:00.003+08:00

After a gruelling 120 minutes and a very Kan Cheong Spider penalty kick shoot-out...
2 shots by Chelsea hit the post...
Man Utd misses 2 chances in front of the goal...
Dogba got send off for slapping Vdick...
Brilliant header by Khaystiano Ronaldo...
Lucky equaliser by Frank Lanpa...
John Terry-ble misses his penalty in style...
and Edwin Van Der Star winning save...

Finally Man Utd was crown the Champion Of Europe...

*Not everyday is a Sunday for Chelsea...u might win us 2-1 in EPL...But that was due to a lucky penalty being awarded...Ystd the Red Devils has proved again that they are always in the class of champion...LOL...Sorry Chelshit no title and cup for you all this season...

Pls don't make me laugh

2008-05-21T02:57:00.006+08:00

- I got a friend who was supposed to go Cambodia for business purposes, but instead he send his brother to go,cos he scared Cambodia got alot of landmine.At least if the brother go he will kena landmine instead of him.Than he can officially take control of the company - CKS aka Si Gay Ass

I could imagined the vunerable situation in Cambodia...

*thx Chan...if not because of you,tonite will be boring...and because of you oso I am now having headache and my heart pumping as fast as a bullet train due to the continious laughter...I will always remember the Street Fighter name that you reminded me of...M.Beeson,Delhi,E-Bomba and Guli...instead of M.Bison,Dhalsim,E-Honda and Guile....wahahaha....ROFL...LMAO...

What an Eventful Month

2008-05-18T18:13:00.006+08:00

The month of May got...
Labour Day...
Mother's Day...
Teachers Day....
Wesak Day....
last but not least the Disaster Day...
What an unwanted day...

Cyclone Nargis blew apart Myanmar...
Killing thousand of innocent people...
Leaving back alot of dead corpse,destroy property and alot of damages inflicted on the country...
I could imagine the situation if I was there...
Survivors do not have enough of food and clean water...

Not too long after that...
China was hit by a massive earthquake...
The earthquake was measured at 7.9 on the Ritcher Scale...
Equivalent to a few Atom Bomb...
What AN EARTHQUAKE...

I wonder what is next???

A big whirlpool suddenly occurred and suck in the whole Singapore island...
or another powerful Tsunami on its way to South East Asia again...

ONLY GOD KNOWS...

- Live everyday as if the next day is Doom's Day - kHai

*I pray for all the civilians who died...may they all rest in peace...God bless them and U...

From Manchester to Moscow....

2008-05-18T13:26:00.003+08:00

One more to go...
It's drawing closer...
This coming Wednesday...

It's the Red Devils vs The Blues...2008 UEFA Champions League Final...

- The Red Devils will steam-roll Drogba & Co. nicely in Moscow...Final Score 3-0...From Russia with Cup... - kHai

*Theatre of dream....Dare to dream...

Curry Puff Boys & Girls...

2008-01-25T16:05:00.002+08:00

Curry Puff in school : RM0.40
Curry Puff in mamak : RM0.60
SS2 Curry Puff : Priceless

You got to try this curry puff...HAVOC...its crispy and loaded with potatoes and egg in it...
The Best Curry Puff in PJ...go there during lunch time you might just have to wait a while...
I have seen an uncle ordering 10 boxes of curry puff frm that stall before...so can u imagine the power of the Curry Puff...Its only RM1.20 for one only...'Once you try,You can't stop'...

I stole this picture...too bad cannot enlarge it...the stall its located at the corner coffee shop next to Ampang Homeland Yong Tau Fu in SS2...

What's Hot???

2008-01-18T13:36:00.001+08:00

A must have these days when you come out and yum cha...
Its the trend now...

A deck of playing cards for Big 2...CNY coming so need to train more...
PSP to play or challenge your friends at the Mamak...

A pack of cigarettes...make sure it is a full pack...cos its not for you to smoke but give away to your friends...cos nowadays its a trend to gamble with cigarettes not money...

And if you really wanna be more hardcore and follow the latest in-thing...

Go and shave your hair BALD...haha...

*this is what happened when you really have too much time in hand...

FOOD,Food,food...

2008-01-05T20:13:00.001+08:00

I love eating but just couldn't gain weight...I dunno why la...nvm nvm...fark that...
Anyways let me recommend you to some Peng(Cheap) Leng(Chun) Zheng(Tasty) food around PJ...remember 'EAT TO LIVE,LIVE TO EAT'...

Best Burger In Town - Jackson Burger

A friend of mine actually introduced me this burger stall which is located near Jaya supermarket when I was only standard 6.A Chinese couple run this stall and the patty are homemade...its not RAMLY ok...definitely 5 stars for a road side burger stall...BTW it only opened till late afternoon only and beware if you are going there during lunch time...you might just have to wait for a long time...Price wise it will not hurt your wallet...

Best And the Cheapest Chicken Chop So Far

Worth going for it...A plate of Mexican Chicken Chop only for RM5 with french fries and salad...what more do you want...but be careful as there are many coffee shop selling western food there also...this awesome shop is located in SS3 near SHELL petrol station...it is quite easy to notice the coffee shop cos its pack during dinner time...so you definitely can find...Why pay RM12.50 for a plate of chicken chop when you get a RM5 deal...

Best Nasi Lemak Panas

Where else...Its in Bangsar...worth every single drip of petrol just to get there...for the Crispy Fried Chicken, the Sambal, anchovies, peanuts, cucumber, boiled egg, Sotong etc...Farker even my stomach is growling now...haha...Price ranges from RM4-RM10 depends on what you are taking...Find one day turun to Bangsar at 4pm have one two jugs of beers till 6 something than go and wack the Nasi Lemak...confirm PUAS like fark...

New Thing In Town Called Pork Curry

I do not know why my friends call it Pork Curry...at first I taught it was normal curry with pork inside...but when I went there to try it myself it was totally different...Its actually Bah Kut Teh only the soup base is not the normal one that you makan...the soup is thicker and extra spicy because of the dry chili they put inside it...But once u try it you can never stop...its the soup that is POWER...Located at Chow Kit Road...and its open from 6pm till around 3-4am...It is more syiok to Makan this Pork Curry after your clubbing session cause it kind of make you sober...trust me...

*I cannot continue anymore...because my stomach is on empty tank now....I need to go filled it up...I am still waiting for El Nengno to bring me go eat PLZ Fuck Rice..oops sry its Duck rice...cos until this very day I have not try it...wait for my next recommendation k...next objective duck rice and Petaling Street Chu Chap Porridge...

Does it really work???

2008-01-05T19:33:00.001+08:00

Farker...the other day I was watching TV and I came across this ad...
EXTRA JOSS MAXX Energy drink...haha...I started laughing to myself...
My mom taught I went mad...
If it was you what will you think it was???
You know la I am abit sensitive without the word JOSS...
Real KILLER,Kill her,kill her.....
Looks like a product by CHUNG Club...lol

The Last Post of Twenty O Seven

2007-12-31T20:26:00.001+08:00

Goodbye Twenty O Seven... and
Welcome Twenty O Eight....
Happy New Year Ppl...

*there goes another year...haih...may the past be history and the future a mystery

The Nokla N95...

2007-12-06T16:06:00.001+08:00

Nokla doest not connect people but immitate...
The Nokla N95 selling for RM5++ in the market...ROFL...no GPS...lol...originally from China...

Don't let the outlook of the phone deceive you...Pity those original N95 user....

My throat is killing me...

2007-12-05T21:01:00.001+08:00

Every year when it comes to the month of December...confirm my throat will kena infection...
And yes it came back this year...Its like some sort of anniversary thingy...at first I thought it was just a minor sore throat...I didn't care much and I was like a hero went around eating pizza,KFC and all those oily food for a week...Dont give a fuck...

Until Monday I was still alright...went dinner in Ming Tien...Dominic Purcell aka Singh (wait one day I curi-curi snap a photo of him)ordered Popiah,Dr.Evil aka Alvan ordered a fried lobak...So I decided to have some...after that the pain strike...I couldn't tahan so I ordered a beer...Ang Moh Herbal Tea I tot it could help....worse still I couldn't talk after that...hilang suara...NVM...went snooker after that...lagi syok...

Than the very next day I totally couldn't say a thing...my friend came back all the way from Aussie...came to my house early in the morning....and all I could do was hand signalling with him...ppl must have thought that I became mute...WTF (farking suffered)..only until today I finally could say something....but I sounded like Donald Duck now...

Gosh...Pls save me...My throat fucking hurts....I suspect my throat kena multiple ulcer again...even drinking water hurts....ARRRGGGHHHH...thank god I could still type :p

Canadian or Luca...

2007-11-27T21:56:00.001+08:00

Its been a while since I last ate a slice of pizza...

So when the craving knock in...I automatically went Goog-ling for pizza chain in Malaysia...

The result came out....the usual one's Dominos , Pizza Hut , Shakey's...

than came...Canadian Pizza , Luca Pizza and etc etc etc...I was shock for a while and I ask myself where on earth these pizza chain came from all of a sudden...

See this is what happened when you stay in the kampung too long...

Decided to try something new...So the choices are only Canadian or Luca....

Canadian Pizza buy 2 for the price of 1...at one moment very tempting....but something smell fishy...where got 'kap la chui kai tiew'....so nice buy 2 for price of 1...scared I naik kereta...

Luca seems to have some nice Pizza...abit pricey but I think its worth it...next I look through my wallet...mmmm

Alright I think Canadian Pizza should be nice...order two large pizza and a garlic bread...and its only RM 42.90...its consider cheap...one Beef Pepperoni and a Hawaiian Classic...After I finished the first slice I found out that the pizza was so-so only (you people have to trust me when it comes to eating I will never chui sui :p)...nothing great...but if you are on a tight budget and have a craving for pizza...I highly recommend Canadian Pizza 2 for 1...

Next target is gonna be Luca...cant wait to try their 15 inch extra large pizza...

*I think I am gonna start gaining weight edi...this past few days I have been having very very heavy supper in tBun...lol no hard feelings....CHUNG!!!

Finally...

2007-11-25T21:36:00.001+08:00

Finals are over...

I can start to update this site...

Friends are coming back from Timbaktu and Aussie and any place that is possible for human to go....

The Prudential Challenge got back to CFMTPF (Confirm Ta Pau Flat) to compete in the grand finals for 15k at the Curve in January...

Aaron and Alaric celebrated their 21st earlier so not 21 yet...haha...

the end of 2007 is around the corner...

I can slack the whole month of December...

The Story of a Peeping Kid...

2007-11-02T14:33:00.001+08:00

Yesterday as usual I followed JJ Okocha and Tan Ah Han aka Lil Bear to watch their daily DOTA training in SS2...

Fast Forward ---->

Suddenly we saw a big crowd just outside the toilet...As usual the Malaysian style...Kay Poh...we went and ask the crowd....and it seems that the story was like this...

There was this girl who went toilet....

Than Pippo Kiddo the 16-17 year old looking boy went into the toilet also (so total there are 2 toilet)....and most importantly with his new camera phone...a 5 megapixel one...So he decided to test his camera...but do not know what to snap in the toilet...than his evil side told him to SNAP...The Girl Next Door....so he went and snap...and got caught by the girl....the girl was so furious and he told his boyfriend...After hearing that the boyfriend and 2 of his friends rush towards the toilet...

(La La Fren 1 and 2) Mr.Angry aka The Girl BF

Than they knock on the door and confront Pippo...Pippo panicked and told his hand phone to go first...but his handphone did not one to...Pippo reply 'One die better than both die'...without waiting Pippo flush his handphone down the toilet bowl...Mr Angry was too angry waiting outside as Pippo do not dared to open the door...so Mr Angry crash through the wall and pulled Pippo out...Pippo was just like my size...than they grab him out from the toilet and drag him all the way to the front entrance...gave a few blows on his face swing him towards the car than came the famous Wong Fei Hung flying kick towards his jaw,Tyson style blows and David Beckham Kick...I should have recorded down the incident....But I am afraid I will join Pippo too being bashed up...

After the incident it seems that the boy is the son of the Wan Tan Mee seller just opposite the cyber cafe...and this is the 2nd time he got caught....

Moral of the story...If you wanna peep find a Chun chick...cos the girl who got peep (based on my rating 4/10 only) not worth the beating...

The name of all the people in the story had all been changed just to protect their identity but the story is true.Not Chui 1 believe me people.

*haihz nowadays kids are more daring but kesian that kid also cos he got bashed up quite badly and brutally...anyway back to my HEROES sin...bye bye...

Tagged by Wino

2007-10-31T15:26:00.001+08:00

I dont do this usually but for you Winnie...haha

Seven things to be done before my death

1. Challenge the Great Khali (the guy in The Longest Yard playing ping pong himself) to a deathmatch
2. try bungee jumping
3. Win all the money in Genting Casino
4. Buy over Liverpool...haha
5. Earn lotsa $$$ and Party till I die in Ibiza with all my $$$
6. Strip naked and round around the whole of PJ
7. Meet Benny Lava and Girly Man....lol

Seven things I will not do even if it kills me

1. Betray my friends
2. No more McDelivery
3. Kill my family
4. Become a gay
5. Kill my friends
6. Swim from Port Klang to Pulau Pinang
7. Buy a Liverpool jersey...

Seven things I will do when I'm away from the public

1. Shit on my pants
2. Scratch my crotch
3. Smell my arm-pits
4. Smell my legs
5. Pee on my pants
6. Cry out loud
7. Dig my ass

Seven fave sentences/quotes

1. Clubbin la , Yum Cha la , Shuffle la,la,la,la...
2. Jaws me if you can
3. I wanna see you pee on us tonight
4. OOOOOO You be pumping OVALTINE
5. Liverpool for life
6. Eh you got any 7 ji mui (Kream's version)
7. Nippley man I met,ate my motorboat...

Seven things I'll make you wish you didn't do if you did

1. Call me Khay Siang
2. Jaws me
3. Betray me
4. Immitate me
5. Make me sad
6. Make fun of Man.United
7. Raise the price of ciggies

Seven people to tag

1. Trixie
2. Cks
3. Kenn
4. Wai
5. can re-tag ar....
6. If can tell me...
7. Than I will tag the remaining 3...

1300-13-1300

2007-10-31T14:33:00.001+08:00

McDonald's was supposed to be a fast food restaurant....

But recently I felt disappointed...

Usually I only eat in at McD's....

But last week I decided to try out McDelivery...

Its been a while since I call for delivery....

As usual pick up the phone dial and make my order...

Waited for 30 minutes than came my food....

Walk out pay the delivery boy got my stuff....

Than suddenly...the delivery boy....

'Oh saya sudah lupa awak punya McDeluxe'

I felt like asking him back

'You ada lupa makan nasi hari ini ar'

But nvm I gave him a chance...

He said he was going back to take the burger for me...

So I only took my soggy fries and diluted Coke...

As time goes by...

One hour....

Two hour....

Three hour....

Than only did I realise my burger...Where is it...The delivery man kidnapped it...

I was furious...So I picked up the phone and call 1300-13-1300....

Wait again for those operator to pick up...God knows what the fark they are doing....

Malaysia O Malaysia....20 years never change...do things slowly only...

Finally someone attended my call...So I ask him...

Where is my McDeluxe...Tell me....Where is it???

After the interrogation...He finally agreed to handover my McDeluxe...after 3 hours...

I do smell Godlike...

See after this incident I am not gonna order McD's through delivery anymore....

I have to pay additional RM3 and this is the services I got in return....

No more McD's delivery unless they compensate me 100 Spicy McDeluxe....

No point begging me Ronald...

*At the moment I am going to watch 'Gosh my old calculator ain't got no bow' to calm myself...

Sneakers...

2007-10-14T05:28:00.001+08:00

If one day I were to be broke...the only reason will be...
Because of sneakers,sneakers and alot more sneakers....Just call them Sneaky Castro...
I am willingly to become a loyal slave to sneakers...
I just love sneakers...I always dream of having a cupboard full of sneakers...
Saliva always drips whenever I walk pass shop selling sneakers...
I would do whatever just to get one...
Even if I have to steal,stand 12 hours in front of the shop or even murder the shop owner...

So what if I always wear sneakers without a socks...
Sneaky still loves me...

Get me any pair of new sneaker below...and I be your slave for years also no problem...

Reebok Daddy Yankee Series

Adicolor...Krispy Kreme Edition...if it had to be given a name...

The Nike Air Vandal

Converse aka Sing Sing Pai (in mandarin is Star Star Brand )

Adidas Detroit

Puma...

Inai Days

2007-10-05T03:02:00.001+08:00

Sri Inai Maju Dan Jaya

Membetul kita semua

I only remember this two sentence only....hehe

I used to cursed the school to the max...
But while I was stoning....
my mind suddenly went back to those good old days...it started from....

Standard 1 - I could still remember the school was located just right opposite Tun Hussein Onn Eye Specialist....The first day in school was like dooms day...no friends....everyone is new...the only person I know is the headmaster only Mr.Chin...wonder what happened to him...he was really a nce guy with full of white hair...Here is where I met Michelle,Sue-Ann,Ling,DJ Lau,Vijay,Rhys and many more sorry if I never list down ur name....hehe...the football games during break behing the class...where one miserable ball will be chase between 8-10 players sometimes keeper also join in the action leaving the goal open....dunno how many window panes we have broken....School food as usual never change....taste like %@&#...than those school lawatan...sports day,concert where we must all participate....it is a very autocratic school u know....haha...just kidding....all the way till Standard 6...where some people leave and come....when the Deven n Singh era came....that was where all the fun started....Singh used to look innocent in school but once you get to know him....all the shit started to flow down the Klang River edi....Puan Aishah will make me,Deven and Singh sit on each other lap to eat our lunch....because we were like the Notorius One...So kena la....summarize everything la....I know its boring for some people....We used to gamble,play those WWF and F1 games on the books,bully people,try out wrestling move on our mangsa,steal things and alot more you name it we have done it....

Time passes la....now we are all busy doing our own stuff....I really wondered when are we really gonna gathered all together....and repeat all those crap....haha....

*May god bless all my Inai-an frens la....now back to my Krispy Kreme World.....zzzzz

A Tribute to AES 9783

2007-10-04T17:30:00.001+08:00

Well its been a while since I update...
Because I am too busy Chung-ing every night to drown my sorrows in alcohol...
4th of October has been a very sad day for all of us...
As AES 9783 have been oficially GONE....everything including the Red Voodoo Doll,Mr Ribena Berry,Renoma Bag which serve as a coin bag and Geero's football...

AES 9783 who have not been in it...
It has travel a few hundred thousand kilometres crossing over mountains and sea...
Name the place and AES 9783 will bring you there...
Those times when the car flew all the way to Ipoh...Port Dickson just to buy BB Gun...
Genting Highlands for the weather...and it has even serve as an ambulance before carrying Geero after the rave...

Malaysia economy is really,really bad...
Even an Iswara also dont wanna let go...
What an unfortunate day...

Feel sad for the car owner GG Okocha...
May AES Rest In Piece...

Chui Sui + Bitter Tea = ???

2007-09-09T21:19:00.001+08:00

Nowadays everything that I say...people would only reply...CHUI SUI(Blow Water)...
So what is Chui Sui...no point wasting ur time searching thru the internet for its meaning...
Cos only Yum Cha Kaki's will know the meaning...
Imagined I have reached a stage where people commented that 10 words that I say 11 words are Chui Sui one...
Even Doctor could not save me...
I try to change but people will not gimme the chance...

That is why I continue Blowing Water...

So yesterday a cute fren of mine...name C Siong aka F4 aka Vanness (cos he really was former F4 boyband...but kena kick out after he cut off his long hair...hehe)
We went dinner at around 9.30pm...Actually our initial plan was to celebrate Ah Kenn 21st...cos his bday falls on Monday...
This conversation involved my partner in crime FLICK (but betray me after that)...

Flick : C Siong wanna follow us go HAPS later ar...

For your info HAPS means HAPPY but we always like to shorten and modified it...lol...

C S : What is HAPS???

Than FLICK went ordering his food if I was not wrong...

Me : HAPS is brothel la...go find prostitute tonite...

Than we changed our topic after that and proceed with our meal...I tot CS knew what was the real meaning of HAPS edi...
Later on in the car...

Flick : So later you follow us go HAPS...come pick you up after you shower...
C S : I dont go this kind of place la...
Flick : Oh last time call me go clubbing all the time...now ask you go you duwan la...
C S : But that was different...I dont go brothel wan...

After me n Flick heard that...Shit almost came out from our pants...CS really damn cute and innocent boy...

But CS got his revenge back...He put me into a trap...a trap of death...

Me : eh sore throat how to cure???

So ngam the place we went makan got those uncle selling Herbal tea on carts...

CS n Flick : go drink Bitter Herbal tea la add extra powder...confirm no more sore throat...

Since the way they say sounded abit like my mom...so I believe them for once...
I bravely walk up to the uncle and ask for my Bitter Herbal tea...and I told him with a stern voice...ADD POWDER AR UNCLE...
Than the uncle pick up his bowl and add a spoonful of powder...I thought that was it...
Suddenly the uncle went berserk and added another extra 4-5 spoonful of powder...
It was so powerful till you could even smell the biterness before it enters your mouth...
Wanna know how it looks like...go take a bowl...walk outside to the garden and fill half of the bowl with sand...than mix it with water...that was how pekat it looks like...
After that herbal tea I almost died...the bitterness was really power pack...
I swear I really hate sore throat now...ARGHHH!!!

*I will pay you fifty dollars if you can finsh 5 bowl of it in a row...the taste really damn godlike...it took me a packet of Strepsils and one roll of Mentos mint to cover the taste...

The Simpsons...

2007-09-09T13:51:00.001+08:00

Finally I managed to watch Simpsons the Movie...thanks to the DVD guy in SS2...
It was a freaking nice cartoon worth bloging ...
I actually could remember every scene...
I just couldn't stop talking about The Simpsons...even my mom would scold me when I tuned into STAR WORLD every weekdays at 6pm watching SIMPSONS...
My mom thinks I am childish...wait till she understand what Simpsons is all about one day than only will she realised...

The whole movie was actually lighted up by Homer The Fucker...
Homer was the Bomb...He put the hammer into the eye...
Dare BART to skate naked to Krusty Burger...
Raring SPIDER-PIG...throwing SPIDER-PIG shit into the lake just for free doughnuts...playing Grand Theft Walrus...
Escape to Alaska...and back to save Springfield...

Special appearance by Tom Hanks,President Arnold Susah-nak-eja and Green Day...
Worth watching it umpteen times...I watch it twice on that day itself after I got the DVD...HAR,HAR,HAR...
So watch it if you still have not...
Dont wait...
Chinese saying 'After the boats leave Suzhou there will be no more boats leaving'

*I like those music in the movies...DA,DA,DA,DA,DA,DA...the classical SPIDER-PIG...and if you watch the DVD version at the ending part you could see a guy holding a bong...

Malaysia Top 3 Criminal...

2007-08-31T04:13:00.001+08:00

Here are the Malaysian Top 3 Public Enemy...

Public Enemy Number 1...Botak Chin aka Botol Chin(Joey G gave the nick)...lol...

Konon-nya he was the first person in Malaysia to rob with weapons...(maybe before that robber was robbing banks with broom or by holding a banana on their hand)...
Joined the gangster and recruited a few members to start their ROB-A-THON...
After robbing Bank and Gold shop within a week...BOTOL became famous...
Cops were hunting him down...always travel to Thailand to stock up his ammunition after every robbery...
Botol was particularly tulan with Inspector X...cos Inspector X was hunting him down like a mad dog...So BOTOL decided to end Mad Dog life...One day Inspector X was on the way home...at the traffic light...BOTOL fired 16 shots...but only one hit Inspector X...X managed to survive cos he fake dead...Than Inspector X became TULAN...after X recovered he set up a special squad to hunt down BOTOL...One day he received information that BOTOL was hiding in a kilang papan at Sentul...Inspector X deployed 400 cops to captured 6 miserable robbers...as usual the one who gets out numbered will lose...At the end BOTOL got caught...was sentenced to death...but before that he did appeal against the court decision...his reason for robbing is...'I STOLE FOR THE POOR'...he knew that nobody is gonna believed him...so one day he decided to escape...managed to stab 3 prison wardens but his plans failed cos kena take down by about 10 more prison warden...At the age of 28,BOTOL was finally hang...THE END OF BOTAK CHIN...

Public Enemy Number 2...KALIMUTHU

People called him Kalimuthu because he came from Bentong Kali...same shit also...he ROB,ROB and ROB 24/7...he used car,motorcycle,bicycle,tricycle and whatever mode of transportation you could ever think of to rob all the time...during his PEAK Kalimuthu has recruited alot of members...the police says that even until today not all Kalimuthu members are caught yet...he managed to escape from the police because he changes his outlook all the time(maybe he suka-suka shave today than tommorow stick some fake sideburns) to escape from the police...Than the Police Beh Tahan with Kali edi...so stick his face all around Malaysia...One day at a roadside mamak in Jalan Klang Lama...Kali was waiting for a friend there so he decided to have a cup of Teh Tarik...

Kali : Eh mamak bagi satu Teh Tarik
Mamak Boss : You pergi pergi...saya tak mau jual bagi awak

Cos the mamak man recognised him as Kali...After he FARK Kali...Kali walk off...Kali came back after a few minutes and fire a few rounds killing the Mamak Boss...moral of the story Customer Is Always Boss...anyway the cops heard of that and on that night itself they managed to track down Kali hiding in a house near Damansara...surrounded him and started firing at each other...but than once again the police triumph...END OF KALIMUTHU...

Public Enemy 3...the M-16 Gang

I think the M-16 Gang is the most bergaya among the 3 most wanted...they rob with M-16 machine guns...over the span of 3 years they managed to rake in about RM20 million from their robbery career...the gang consist of 7 members...and some are actually relatives...The M-16 gang only like robbing on Sunday and targets gold shop only and like places that are packed with people...and each robbery will not take longer than 5 minutes...For the first two years the cops could not gather any information about them...The mastermind (known as Sunny Chai) of the gang will always social with VIPs so that police will not suspect...the gold which they have rob will be sold in Thailand and Singapore the remaining balance will be display in a gold shop owned by the mastermind...To cut it short...all of them could have retired with the money in the Caribbean carrying the motto of 'WHY WORK WHEN YOU CAN PLAY POKER EVERYDAY'...but people always tends to be greedy...because of internal conflicts the M-16 got caught (the police got lucky again and Chap Sei Kai)...At the end 3 died,3 went missing and 1 managed to escape to Australia...End of the M-16...

*Who will be the next one???I wonder...

Mardi Gras @ 1-Utama

2007-08-31T03:58:00.001+08:00

You got to believe this even if u dont...because this new club is really a BOMB...
located at 1 Utama...nice place...abit packed...maybe its MERDEKA eve...
cover charge inclusive of one drink is RM35...
3 bottles of Black Label for RM700...
and free flow of chick-a-dees around you...

What else do you one???

Highlight of the day...those podium girls...
not CHUN...but OK-la...
Imagined dancing on top of the stage...with water cuming down the ceiling...
WET n SEXY...WOOOOO!!!!

Worth visiting this club...its much better than Mystique,Laundry,Sanctuary and etc...

MARDI GRAS...I will be back...

*first time in KL you could see those podium girls...hugging each other and 'Ta Keh Lun' together...steamy ride...haha...dont get me wrong...I am not a pervert ok...

Join My League...

2007-08-15T13:51:00.001+08:00

Think you are the best manager in town...
Wanna compete against the best managers in the world...
Go register with http://www.tigerfc.com.my/...
Create the best 11 plus 4 subs with a budget of 135million pounds...
After that come join my B.U Premier League(its at the right side of my blog)...if u had the guts...

*Winner of B.U Premier League one year Teh O Ais tax free from Banana Leaf...Wanna join my league contact me for the password and for each participating team that wanna join you have to pay a registration fee of RM1...so far only Geero FC has participated...please join fast as the season has started...

Chau Tau Fu...Arghh

2007-08-15T13:26:00.001+08:00

Chau Tau Fu...

Human is funny sometimes...

They like drinking beers although it taste bitter...

They like smoking although it taste shit oso...

They like durian although it stinks...

But I still think that is normal...

But WTH how can people eat Hong Kong Smelly Beancurd...

It smells like toilet which is clogged up for 20 years...those rubbish bin which is uncollected for 3 months by the Bandaraya...worse than stink bomb 100 times...

That is what I could only imagined...It seems that it taste nice...and people thinks that the more stinkier it is...the BETTER...

How could that be...I think even before the smelly beancurd enters my mouth I would have fainted...Yesterday was the first time I saw people actually selling that in the Pasar Malam...

That smell was really GODLIKE...until now the stinky smell is still lingering around my nose...OH GOD!...

God Bless this guy...Amitabha...hope he will not die after eating...

*from what I heard about the smelly beancurd was that those beancurd was actually fermented for days till it stinks...than only they will fry it and sell...it seems that this delicacy originated from the street beggars in Hong Kong...

Man United v Chelsea

2007-08-05T16:13:00.001+08:00

Its the Red Devils against the Blues...
FA Comunity Shield...
Only 1 winner...

Pulau Langkawi

2007-08-05T12:59:00.001+08:00

Located on the west side of Malaysia...
State of Kedah...
Ppl who live in Langkawi...no difference from heaven...but closer to hell only...
WHY I CALL IT HEAVEN...
Cos its a duty free island...that means CHEAP CIGGIE & LIQUOR & CHOCO...
So do you agree with me that if you stay there u r gonna be in HELL faster...
If you don't die of lung cancer,liver failure you can still die of diabetes...Its a no holes barred island...

IF YOU ARE PLANNING A TRIP TO LANGKAWI...

BUS : thru and fro should be around RM50 per person (should have change oso)

IF YOU THINK DRIVING YOURSELF WOULD BE BETTER...

TOLL : RM100...thru and fro
PETROL : RM200...
PARKING AT KUALA KEDAH JETTY : RM15 a day

ESTIMATED TO BE SPLIT BY 4 PERSON IF DRIVING...

BOAT RIDE TO LANGKAWI : RM36 per person...2 way
RENT A CAR : RM30-70...depending on what car
RENT A 3 STAR HOTEL : RM80-120 a night...so don't expect much
FOOD : RM100...confirm can survive for 3 nights...but no good food...only warong's and RAMLY burger...hehe

NOW THE BEST PART HAS YET TO COME...

LIQUOR : RM20-450 a bottle depending on brands
CIGGIE : from RM15 onwards u can get a carton...one pack of DUNHILL 20's is only RM4.60
BEERS : RM1.80 a can

Its worth going there in a big group and knock yourself out once in a while...Actually Langkawi should just build another World Class Casino over there...they should be Monaco of Asia...if there is a Casino being build over there...it will really be an icing on the cake...lol

*the best part is you do not need a licence to drive in Langkawi...so why not renting motorcycle and ride in groups...make your own Rempit gang there...even KFC or any other fast food restaurant have no government tax...if Malaysia is a duty free country...wahahaha...one word sums it all up...SONG!!!

EPL is near...

2007-07-31T19:16:00.001+08:00

It's coming back soon...
The rivalry is heating up...
Who would be crowned as the Best in England again???
From my point of view...this season title contenders are...
Manchester United...Chelsea...Liverpool...
U might be wondering where is Arsenal...haha...
Its not because I hate the team...but....

Manchester United
The defending champion is coming back strong again...beefing up their midfield with the signing of Nani,Owen Hargreaves and also Anderson...young prospects coming in...solid midfield...average defence...but United still have a shaky attackers...not until the arrival of Carlos Tevez...partnering Rooney...than it will be a match made in heaven...it will be the most fear-some partners in the EPL...bagaikan Pasangan Emas inside Rakan dan Sukan...

Chances of winning the league title : 4/5

Chelsea
The usual big spenders...but surprisingly this season they only bought Malouda from Lyon only...and the rest Steven Sidgewell,Tal Ben Haim and Claudio Pizarro are from free transfers...departure of Geremi to Newcastle and also Arjen Robben might be joining Thierry Henry in the Spanish league with Real Madrid still keen on the winger...look quiet on the transfer market this season...but never know...they are always a threat to the Red Devils...

Chances of winning the league title : 4/5

Liverpool
Always dissapoint their fans with their results in the EPL...but comes to European cup competition...they are a different team...but what is the point when you could only shine in Europe but not in the domestic league...but this season Rafa Benitez looks very serious in challenging for the title...Shocker of the Season was Fernando Torres moving to Anfield...cos I always thought he will be Manchester bound...Ryan Babel the young prospect bought from Ajax...but what about the defence...is Liverpool gonna end up like Real Madrid where for the past few seasons they did not sign any good defenders(so what if u have the Galac-tikus when the defence is Shit)...forget about Gabriel Heinze...is Sami Hyppia gonna lead the defence???

Chances : 3/4

Arsenal is abit sad this season with the departure of Thierry Henry...I think that will really affect the team performance this season...Shaky team without a profilic striker taking over the place of Henry...Look out for Tottenham and Newcastle this season...they are the underdogs...

*And thats all from our football pundit Shebby S...

There Is Always a Story Behind Every Pictures...

2007-07-20T16:59:00.001+08:00

Transmorphers...This was the bomb...I remembered before Transformers was out in the cinema my fren of told me not to watch cos its damn boring...he said he just bought the DVD so I trusted him...but than when I ask my other frens how was Transformers...everyone just said nice...some even watch it twice...so I decided to borrow the DVD from my fren...next thing I found out was he bought The Bomb called Transmorphers...I almost choke to death when I saw the CD...real cock don't even realise he bought the wrong movie...

Ah Singh my neighbourhood fren...I always says he looks like Mawi but he just couldn't accept...haha

3 cans of beer for RM12...this is what we had 2 days before Ah Singh left for Aussie...Kingfisher the beer from India was good...

Captain Tneng dari pasukan Sho-cock-ku...look at his 6 packs kononnya...haha..nowadays ppl tends to play basketball after 12 midnight...what is wrong with them???

Chicken Little...my bro...

Adik-beradik Bino...The Bino Rangers...

Try stuffing Patrick into the cigarette box...if you can come claim RM50 from me...hehe

General Ogawa pet...It's freaking huge...I dont even dare to touch it...

Young and Dangerous Malaysia...

Man of the Match...Fatt...Why man of the match...because he shine week in and week out during our futsal match...solid defender...that's why he is the Man-of-the-Match consistently every week...ppl. always remember him his famous bullet header...also a part-time pro gamer...FIFA07 Champion...

Geero and JJ...my KDU mates...

Long time ago...there was a legendary CS player...his nick is Sure win...do you know how hard was it to take this picture...cos he usually dun simply go CC for CS...so its very rare...

Mad Dog Mike...its been a while since I seen him edi...gonna report police edi...my fren is missing...

One day I gonna own a sampan as long as my hands...mark my words...its SAMPAN...not a yatch...cos yatch is for KIDDO's...keke

Escorting Fatt to Ipoh to collect back his debts...need to borrow cash call Bro Fatt only...interest rate guarantee low...

Daniel Wu...always trying to act cute...tot he could go home after showing his innocent face...but too bad we gamble the whole way till morning only...mou tiu...damn kesian he always kena all this...last time we con him we gonna go play Tower Defence till 3am only...ended up he even accompanied us for Dim Sum...

It is good to tattoo your name on your legs...in case one day you forget to bring your IC out just show the cop your name...actually should tattoo IC number oso...must do it one day...

Loan Shark Fatt in his Mercedes...memang ganas his face...

See alot of ppl. wanna take my handsome face...hehe...

My Idol Handsome Tneng...sorry if I type too fast...you know grammar mistakes can happened...

The deform Banana Leaf gang...yum cha there almost every night...

The God-ly Number 5...Cannavaro...No...Its...Khai-navaro...

Best tattoo YEAR 2007...

From the side view...Undeniable...Like father like son...

Hardworking Dr.Geero...going for his PhD. this year...see how hardworking he is...another rare moments...

Very seducing pose...

Godlike...my police fren...ppl. call him Inspector Tan Ah Han...got problem...give him a call only...

Once he is off duty...he drinks till he drops...keke

Ah Singh in da house again...

My potrait...Picasso have Mona Lisa...I have my Weng-derella...btw its Geero on the left and his car on the right...haha

Aaron the top DVD seller in Bandar Utama...buy 5 free 1...

Genting Trip with Ah Singh...together with our Harimau Di Bawah Pokok aka Tiger Beer...

My Singapore con man frens...Paya Lebar Legend...he was the legendary racer who was speeding at about 120 km/h at a S-turn...and nearly ram down an uncle waiting at the bus-stop...keke...those were the days in Singapore la.

Constipation Face...Too long never shit...hehe

Our retired General Ogawa...he was the founder of our Ogawa Organisation...

Jungle Boys...

Last but not least KLG...its not KFC...I remembered we wanted to buy the franchise,expand it and domiante the fast food market...eleminating big names like KFC and McDonalds...our dream will come true...

* Well you see pictures like this cannot be bought with money.

R.I.S.K

2007-07-19T05:41:00.001+08:00

Think of something which you can do everyday...

Where u wont get bored,cheap and most importantly it must be FUN...

Well I have found one...that is playing the board game call RISK...

Ever since than I have been playing consistently nearly every night...

It's been a while since I played RISK...

The last time was in primary school only...that was a long,long time ago...

It was introduced back recently by a group of my friends recently...

At first I find it quite childish playing board games at this age...

Guess what...Once you RISK u cant STOP...So do you DARE TO RISK...

Basically this games is about conquering continents and eliminating your opponents...

Strategy and abit of luck needed...

For the rules its very easy...Go buy the game and read it...

Dream of becoming like Hitler,Stalin or fight like a Spartan...Ruling the whole WORLD...

than u just gotta play this...

*This game shall be played among close friends because there are alot of backstabbing going on through unreliable alliances...so to avoid CONFLICTS...it is better not to play with strangers...DON'T BELIEVE...BELIEVE IT COS IT HAD HAPPENED BEFORE...

2007-07-17T00:25:00.001+08:00

'Set him/her free if the love is no more there,it will come back to you if it is yours' - k H a i -

I have no guts to face you anymore...I am afraid...I try to avoid if I can...
It's not because I hate you...
It's because I dont wanna face the fact of losing a nice girl like you...
You are very very different from the rest...worth going all out for...
Love is really blind...Cinta itu buta...
No point forcing you over the edge...let it be...

'I still don't have the reason,And you don't have the time,And it really makes me wonder'

'Do you know what it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to throw you away.Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed'

GG-ness 100%...

*Haha me n Geero work...dont laugh till you drop k...

Robin Hood of PJ...

2007-07-16T23:49:00.001+08:00

Safety in Malaysia are bad these days...
Anything could happened nowadays...
There are alot of Robin Hood going around PJ...
These past 3 months been hearing stories from friends...
I even witness one myself (actually not really)...
Where are the cops???
Rounding all the time...What were they doing???...looking for illegal immigrant and setting up road-blocks...
WTF!!!

STORY 1

After a yum cha session nearby ss2...Friends car was park near PRINCE CAFE...I followed him back...so went into his car...felt something funny when I sat at the back seat...so I picked it up with my hand and saw shattered glass bits...than I asked..

Me : Eh bro,whats that at your back seat??? (First thing in my mind...I thought it was some assignment stuff that he needed to use)
Victim : Ohh...its my laptop...could you helped me put aside...
Me : Huh...laptop??? (I was stoned for a while...I thought his laptop was made of glass...cool...but its shattered...SHIT...did I dropped it...suddenly I was shocked to see a big hole on the window)

And I had to break the news that my fren's laptop was stolen...YES...GONE...

Nowadays robbers are getting bolder and bolder...Some rob you by putting a parang on your neck...that is actually considered quite lucky...one of my fren was wacked up before being robbed while he lie on the floor with his head bleeding...What a world...

*Do you know that nowadays keeping laptops in car is very unsafe cos robbers carries some alarm thingy where it can sense wether a laptop is in the car or not...but if you want...PLEASE DO REMOVE THE BATTERY...cos from what I know the sensor thingy doesn't work once the battery is removed.

Brothers/Friends are Here For U....

2007-06-28T18:25:00.001+08:00

Why can someone be so cruel...is this really what human being does to each other...
today u want a ball tomorrow u want a car...
fine...if u r still a small kid than maybe i will understand...
u have edi grown up...make a wise decision dun rush think carefully...
21 years old edi...must be responsible for everything that u do n say...
today u betray someone...what will happened if someone betrayed u back...
than only u will realised isit...but when the times come you will regret...
regret,full of remorse...most importantly no turning back...
but if u think it is right...than go ahead...
no one is stopping you...no one will hate you...
remember you are just causing a commotion between party A and B...

This is just a piece of advice if u see this...I do not know u that well...so this is the only way to tell u...nothing much...no one hates you...we are still friends after all...but think carefully isit worth it...

Nobody wanna see their brothers get hurt...I might talk alot of shit sometimes...but after ystd I felt sad for my Bro...I might not known my brother for long but I treat him as a true friend...u can say that I am a busybody or irritating guy...but I suddenly felt like writing this...I am sorry if I said something wrong...May God Bless You in ur future undertaking...

Happy Bday sHuN...

2007-06-28T13:27:00.001+08:00

Yesterday was sHuN 22nd birthday...so he decided to spend us eat steamboat buffet in Sunway...before that brought him go free 'ta kei' in tBun aman suria cos they having some birthday promo where u can play free for a month in the cc...than wanted to leave at 5.30pm...but as usual we told him one more game...confirmed will not be late for your bday dinner...ended up dinner was at 8pm we left tbun at 7pm...nvm...chillin la we told the bday boy...on the way sending bday back to BU...traffic jam as usual at the bridge going towards Centrepoint...we were like GG...cos now its confirmed we are gonna be late...see this is the Malaysian style u know forever not punctual...hehe...bday boy went back and shower than pick him up at 7.45pm from his hse...fly all the way down to Sunway...traffic was abit slow...reached there at about 8.15pm...have to wait outside the steamboat restaurant till everyone comes...cos gonna confirm how many tables...so wait n wait n wait...than finally we settled down...started our makan...it was a buffet so we gotta walk up and take our own food...guess what???...the funniest part was the chicken wing thingy...I dunno how tasty was it till u gotta fight and grab for the chicken wing...but after that I did manage to try it...it was ok only...nothing special...u have to see it urself to believe it...every 20 minutes when they came and refill the chicken wing u can see everyone rushing towards it and grab as many as they can...abit the BARBARIAN but wat to do...again its the Malaysian style...but the food was ok...RM18.80 per person not bad la...can come and try its just opposite Sunway Projet the corner purple restaurant...finished eating at 11pm...2nd round drinking in JJ hse...but oni a few are going the rest went back home...

Round 2

All went their seperate ways and met up at JJ hse for Round 2...before that me n Kit decided to get something for sHuN bday cos felt bad went eat empty handed...wanted to just get him Gardenia muffins from Mobil....but than pass by Secret Recipe in Centrepoint...went in got 1 slice Chocolate Brownies and 1 Cheese Brownies...too bad we are poor so terpaksa...wait till we become millionaire first...after that straight too JJ's Bistro (lol...cos everytime his house would become the chillin spot)...Those who attended were JJ of course,Shun,Ah Han,Elaine,Vincent Bong,Fatt,Bino Lum,Gayvang,me n Kit...than later on Kenn,Trixie,V ched,Da Wai came...as usual the Barbaric Scene was gonna start anytime soon...this time was a few can of beers,a half bottle Chivas,a full bottle Chivas and a Dewars...than the Royal Rumble started...me n Kit just went into JJ room to fend off those Barbarians attack...was playing GEM TD (a Warcraft game) with Kit...than one by one came up to the room...all got scared off by Vincent Bong...he was behaving like a barbarian instead of a mad dog...terrorising everyone in the living room...liquor to him was like chinese tea iced...The Best part were to come...while playing TD I could smell that VB(Jaws II soundtrack playing at the background) was coming closer n nearer to us...I could feel the aura...I just closed my eyes and say a lil prayer to myself...than the door slam opened...VB started laughing he came behind me and pull up my shirt and gave me a wedgie...I was like WTF thank god it did not hurt my arse-hole...next victim Kit...VB did the same thing to him...but his underwear tore after that...WAHAHAHA...couldnt stop laughing..freaking GODLIKE...moral of the story buy Renoma its tougher...WAKAKAKAKA...than the nite ended with quiet a few fellars got knocked out TKO style...plan to go dim sum...ended up JJ knocked out...Da Wai was sleeping on the coach...bday boy watching movie at the living room...I only slept at 7 in the morning after that...what a night...btw Maison tonite anyone???

our wedgie victim Mr Kit on his tractor...
Blueserver Kenn-Zi got knocked out flat...
YanYee Boyfriend : Disguise/ Chun Kit Boyfriend : Reality...lol...just kidding

After effect of being gay not drunk...

Bday boy,Try making a guess drunk or sleeping???

*this blogging style was inspired by Kenn...hehe...btw veggie is where ppl. pulled ur underwear upwards using full strenght when u r sitting...Try it if u are curious but consequences is...u will know la...anyways take care guys I am gonna find food now...sniff,sniff where is my food.thanks Kazuya for the spelling error btw u r a good bro la...haha...well u know i know k.

Remember,remember the 28th of June...

2007-06-28T04:45:00.001+08:00

I am really filled full with anger now...why...cos god damn dunno what happened to my old blog...everything gone...gone as in my post all lost...fucking fucking frustrated now...just gonna start from scrap again...i really hate this shit...ARGHHH...curse the god damn blogspot admin...where the hell did my previous blog went...I want it back badly...