Thursday, 4 February 2010

Sodomy II

Does the title above reminds you of some big blockbuster movie title?
Yes indeed it is...
The only difference is it is not a production by the Hollywood-ians but by the Machandran's...
Let me ask you something...
Honestly would you be happy to frame the same fella with the same excuses TWICE...
I don't think so...Heng Tai you not sien wan meh...
Yes Anal got FUCK again...
Again he needs to go to the court and defends himself from the charges made by Small Fool...
Again Anal was charged for wanting to anal probe people with his BIG SNAKE...
Again the foreign journalist is going to write something about Malaysia again...
Again tilam and bedsheets will go in and out of the court...
Again those audience in the court will laugh inside their heart while listening to Small Fool side of story...
Again and again and many more again to come...


- Witness: I could not stand being sodomised

Bro tell me la which fella can stand being sodomised unless he is gay la...zzz

Saiful: Anwar asked for sex


KUALA LUMPUR: Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, the key witness in the second Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial, startled the High Court here when he said the Opposition Leader used a four-letter slang word to ask him to have sex with him in 2008.

The former personal aide of Anwar told a hushed courtroom that he had gone to meet the PKR leader at a unit of the Desa Damansara Condominium at 2.45pm on June 26, 2008, when the latter asked him in English: “Can I f*** you today?”

Those present in the packed courtroom were stunned with the profanity used although there was some sniggering.

Mohd Saiful, 24, who said he was “angry and scared” when he heard Anwar’s question, added: “I rejected his request. I told him that I did not want to do it.”

Anwar then asked him in an angry tone: “What?”

“I repeated my words. I was not willing to do it. He was angry. At that time, I was afraid,” he said on the first day of the high-profile trial.

After he said no to Anwar, he was told to go into the master bedroom.

“I went to the room first. Shortly later, Anwar entered and closed the curtains,” said Mohd Saiful, who was questioned by Solicitor-General (II) Datuk Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden,

He said he stood still while Anwar went about switching off the lights. However, there was still light from the bathroom and from outside filtering in between the curtains.

Anwar, Mohd Saiful said, asked him to “clean up” in the bathroom.

“I removed my clothes and washed up. I took a towel from the washroom and donned it,” he said.

When he returned to the room, Anwar was standing at the edge of the bed, clad in a towel.

“He directed me to go to him and then hugged me while we were standing,” he said.*

* I wonder which porn flick Small Fool copied that from.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Who Says Reading Newspaper Is Boring...


Squabbling teens fight it out in cyberspace

OTHER NEWS & VIEWS
Compiled by LESTER KONG, SYLVIA LOOI AND A. RAMAN

A quarrel between two Singaporean teenaged girls has spilled over into cyberspace, China Press reported.

One girl accused the other of being morally loose and having a flat chest, and even goaded her with SMSes.

The other girl, in her blog, said she was not letting the nasty remarks get to her.

“I have already made my point after giving her a tight slap,” the second girl said in her posting.

It is not known why the 14-year-old secondary school students have been going at it for the past year, the daily said.

The daily also reported that a man started to behave like a pig after buying a bottle of holy water that also contained pig’s hair.

The man’s 30-year-old wife said her husband of 12 years started behaving strangely six months ago.

She said he would eat potato leaves, was afraid of hot weather and used drain water to wash himself.

* I cannot imagine if the guy turn into a pig and starts walking around town...LOL

Friday, 29 January 2010

Not Too Happy With Your Pay...

25,000 jobs in Indian Muslim restaurants


THERE are about 25,000 vacancies in Indian Muslim restaurants throughout the country, Malaysian Nanban reported.

It quoted Malaysian Indian Muslim Restaurant Owners Association (Prisma) chairman Nurul Hassan Shahul Hamid as saying that the owners were willing to pay a monthly salary of RM2,500 to locals who were interested to work in their restaurants.

Speaking to reporters after attending a dinner organised by Prisma for media officials in Bangsar on Tuesday, he said locals were being sought to manage, cook, maintain the accounts and serve clients.

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Dude I came across this article at the STAR... wouldn't it be funny if you see your friend working in the MAMAK...Imagine JJ,Slim or Kenn in the Kayu Nasi Kandar attire taking orders LOL...Macha Teh Ais SATU...

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Kehidupan Pemain Bolasepak Yang Terlampau

They get paid from the range of 50,000 pounds a week - 250,000 pounds a week...No wonder top footballers can afford mansion...take a look at Beckingham Palace...and they don't only own one but a few...

Fast and the Furious...they don't own a stretch of Mitsubishi,Honda or Subaru but the opposite...Look into their garage and you must be wondering how can one person drive so many supercars...C.Ronaldo with his pimp car Ferrari (he really can go around and crashes his Ferrari nearly everyday with his pay)...

Once in a while footballers will also be a...Sour Grape...

U can get sluts like Paris Hilton anytime just snap your fingers and spank the hell out of her...

So what if we look U-G-L-Y...

See you do not underestimate FOOTBALLERS...they still get good shits...

Who says only Kutappan is friends with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

*FYI Katie use to be known as Nicole Kidman last time.

Friday, 15 January 2010

Thats what FRIENDS are for...

He is the man who everyone used to fear in IRAQ even George Bush Senior couldn't bring him down..not until his best friend that is George Bush Junior betrayed him...15 years of friendship just went down the drain...so remember never trust your best friend so much cos u might be like SADDAM one day...that is will get hanged...do rest in piece...

Joker

*the pic above are when times are good...haih...but too bad

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

In the year of 2010...
I cannot believe this kind of shit will happen...
The burning of church...
An act of a barbarian...
Actually its not just Malaysia only...
Look elsewhere...
USA - attempt to blow up an airline
Egypt - shooting Christians during Christmas Eve (meh lan lei geh)
Last but not least Malaysia - usage of the word ALLAH leads to burning of churches
Why why must they do all this...
Just because of one rotten apples it spoils the whole barrel...
Its not to say we are racist...
Come on if you want ppl to respect your religion you must earn that respect...
You dont earn respect by bombing places or Molotov-ing it...
FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Go With the Flow



First we have...

Now...


Thank god its not called Daily Champ...No wonder guys get more horny nowadays :p wonder what is next...